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Mikk0:
Onkos tätä ollu jo täällä? Tästä on ainakin kaksi versiota (samat jutut) Älkää suuttuko Finnairin mekaanikot, mutta kun tää on niin hyvä  .
http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/albumit/13996/finnair.txt

FIN1979:
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Onkos tätä ollu jo täällä? Tästä on ainakin kaksi versiota (samat jutut) Älkää suuttuko Finnairin mekaanikot, mutta kun tää on niin hyvä  .
http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/albumit/13996/finnair.txt


On ollut ties n+kertaa  aina eri versiona... alkuperäinen lähtöisin vissiin jenkkilän ilmavaivoilta...

Jani

Jufernaut:
Rantakelit saapuneet Pietarsaareen 
http://www.iltasanomat.fi/uutiset/uutiset_tulostus.asp?id=1160077&osasto=Kotimaa

arttula:
British Airways passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them
food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
announced to the passengers,
"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary
plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays, that
would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic
looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those
big brute engines." he said, "I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the
main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess.
I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, bitch."

FIN1979:
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British Airways passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them
food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
announced to the passengers,
"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary
plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays, that
would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic
looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those
big brute engines." he said, "I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the
main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess.
I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, b***h."


*reps*

 

Jani

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