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nisse90:
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Alivoimamaali.

Ei kuule paljon naurata. ( )

hennri:
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Alivoimamaali.

jatketaan:
2-1, ylivoimamaali, pronssipeli

Cat:
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Kaksi melkein sokeata mummoa katseli Euroviisuja ja Lordin aloittaessa toinen mummo totesi:

Kyllä tuo Vesa-Matti Loiri vielä jaksanee laulaa, mutta on se kyllä mahottoman huonoon kuntoon mennyt.......


Cathy

Otto-Ville:
Nyt sopii laittaa uudestaan tämä alkusivuilla ollut vitsi:

Finnish Weather

+15°C
It doesn't get warmer than this in Finland, so we'll start here;
The Spanish put on caps, winter jackets and gloves.
The Finns work on their tans.
+10°C
The French try, in vain, to get the central heating started.
The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.
+5°C
Italian cars refuse to start.
The Finns go cruising in cabriolets.
0°C
Distilled water freezes.
The water in the Vanda stream gets a bit thicker.
-5°C
People in California get cold damage.
The Finns are grilling the last hot dog before the winter.
-10°C
The English turn on the heat in their homes.
The Finns put on a sweater.
-20°C
The Australians flee Mallorca.
The Finns stop celebrating midsummer, autumn is here.
-30°C
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth.
The Finns hang their laundry to dry indoors.
-40°C
Paris cracks in the cold.
The Finns stand in line at the hotdog stand.
-50°C
The polar bears evacuate the north pole.
The Finnish army postpone their winter survival training in waiting for a
proper winter.
-60°C
Koarvatunturi freezes.
The Finns rent a video and stay indoors.
-70°C
The fake Santa Claus moves south.
The Finns get upset because it's impossible to make Kossu (Koskenkorva)
outdoors. The Finnish army start their winter survival course.
-183°C
The microbes in food doesn't survive.
The Finnish cows complain that the milkers' hands feel a bit cold.
-273°C
ALL atom-based movement ceases.
The Finns tell each other "***kele, it sure feels cold today".
-300°C
Hell freezes over.
The Finns win the Eurovision Song Contest.

Lauri:
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Kaksi melkein sokeata mummoa katseli Euroviisuja ja Lordin aloittaessa toinen mummo totesi:

Kyllä tuo Vesa-Matti Loiri vielä jaksanee laulaa, mutta on se kyllä mahottoman huonoon kuntoon mennyt.......


Cathy


Mä olen kuullut version ".., mutta on se kyllä mahdottomaan kuntoon ittensä ryypänny" 

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