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"s**t happens"

Taoism: s**t happens.

Buddhism: If s**t happens, it's not really s**t.

Zen: What is the sound of s**t happening?

Confusianism: Confucius says: s**t happens

Islam: If s**t happens, take a hostage.

Protestantism: s**t happens because you don't work hard enough.

Catholicism: s**t happens because you're bad.

Judaism: Why does s**t always happen to us?

Hare Krishna: s**t happens rama rama.

TV Evangalism: Send more s**t.

Atheism: No s**t.

Hedonism: There's nothing like a good s**t happening.

Jehovahs Witness: Knock, knock, s**t is going to happen.

Scientology: s**t happens in your mind.

Agnosticism: Maybe s**t happens, maybe it doesn't.

Stoicism: This s**t doesn't bother me

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this s**t.


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