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Juha Paulavuo
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #120 on: 19.04.08, 05:53 »

Tämä oli uusi (ainakin mulle)

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Juha Paulavuo
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #121 on: 30.05.08, 14:03 »

Onkos muilla näkynyt tätä versiota :

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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #122 on: 04.07.08, 21:52 »

Hmmmm.... Oli tipahtanut luukkuun A.netin palaute-/kontaktisysteemin kautta lähetetty "kirje"  Embarrassed

From: Mr.Mathew B.Akale,
Email:mathewakale1@voila.fr
Tel:+225 03 51 44 95

Dear Friend,

This information that I am about to reveal to you might either destroy me, ruin my professional career or make me, depending on how you received and take it, the future and happiness of my family depends on it. Please I need you to read this mail attentively to know the reason and purpose why you received this mail from me, I didn't come to you by chance nor by accident, I have come to you because your names has planted you in the centre of relevant in my life and my professional career as a banker at this very moment. Before I go further I will like to introduce myself to you.

I am Mr.Mathew Bruce Akale, a managing director and head of international private banking division of BNP Paribas Cote d'Ivoire. I am contacting you concerning a deceased client (Late Mr.Ron Marlon Maliniemi), and an investment he placed under our bank's management 3 years ago. I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail.

I contact you independently and no one is informed of this communication.I would like to intimate you with certain facts that I believe would be of interest to you. In 2005, the subject matter came to our bank to engage in business discussions with our private banking division. He informed us that he had a financial portfolio of 12.7 million Euro, which he wished to have us turn over (invest) on his behalf. I was the officer assigned to his case, I made numerous suggestions in line with my duties as the de-facto chief operations officer of the private banking sector,especially given the volume of funds he wished to put into our bank. We spun the money around various opportunities and made attractive margins for our first months of operation, the accrued profit and interest stood at this time at over 6 million Euro, this margin was not the full potential of the fund but he desired low risk guaranteed returns on his investments. In mid 2005, he asked that the money be liquidate
d because he needed to make an urgent investment requiring cash payments. He directed that I liquidate the funds and have it deposited with a security firm in Abidjan.

I undertook all the processes and made sure I followed his precise instructions to the letter and had the funds deposited with a specialist facility consultancy firm in Abidjan as he had directed. This firm is a special private firm that accepts deposits from high net worth individuals and blue chip corporations that handles valuable products or undertake transactions that need immediate access to cash. This small and highly private organization is familiar especially to the highly placed and well-connected organizations. In Line with instructions, the money was deposited with them. He told me he wanted the money there in anticipation of his arrival from France later that week. This was the last communication we had, this transpired around 25th June 2005. In Decemeber 2007,we got a call from the security company informing us of the inactivity of that particular portfolio. This was an astounding position as far as I was concerned, given the fact that I managed the private bank
ing sector I was the only one who knew about the deposit at the specialist facility company, and I could not understand why our client had not gone forward to claim his deposit. I made futile efforts to locate him.

I immediately passed the task of locating him to the internal investigations department. Four days later, information started to trickle in, apparently our man was dead. On further enquiries we found out that he was killed in an earthquake accident in southeastern Alaska,United States of America. If you are familiar with private banking affairs, those who patronize our services usually prefer anonymity, but also some levels of detachment from conventional processes. In his bio-data form, he listed no next of kin. In the field of private banking, opening an account with us means no one will know of its existence, accounts are rarely held under a name; depositors use numbers and codes to make the accounts anonymous.

It is this investigation that resulted in my being furnished with your details as a possible relative of the deceased because of the similarity in your last names. My official capacity dictates that I am the only party to supervise the investigation and the only party to receive the results of the investigation. It is quite clear now that our dear fellow died with no known or identifiable family members. This leaves me as the only person with the full picture of what the prevailing situation is in relation to the deposit and the late beneficiary of the deposit. According to practice, the facility company will however broadcast a request for statements of claim to BNP Paribas failing to receive viable claims they will most probably revert the deposit to BNP Paribas. This will result in the money entering the BNP Paribas Private Bank accounting system and the portfolio will be out of my hands and out of the private banking division. This will not happen if I have my way with yo
u.

What I wish to relate to you will smack of unethical practice but I want you to understandsomething. It is only an outsider to the banking world who finds the internal politics of the banking world aberrational. The world of private banking especially is fraught with huge rewards for those who sit upon certain chairs and oversee certain portfolios. You should have began by now to put together the general direction of what I propose. There is 12.7 million Euro deposited in a facility company in Abidjan. I alone have the deposit details and they will release the deposit to no one unless I instruct them to do so.

I alone know of the existence of this deposit for as far as BNP Paribas Private Bank is concerned, the transaction with the late customer concluded when I sent the funds to the security company in Abidjan, all outstanding interactions in relation to the file are just customer services and due process. The security company has no single idea of what's the history or nature of the deposit. They are simply awaiting instructions to release the deposit to any party that I may direct. This is the situation.

I will simply nominate you as the next of kin and have them release the deposit to you. We share the proceeds 50/50. You with the same very last name as the original depositor would easily pass as the beneficiary with right to claim. The alternative would be for us to have the security company direct the funds to another bank with you as account holder. This way there will be no need for you to think of receiving the money directly from the security company as it is not a conventional financial institution; they accept deposits from only organizations thus; what you hand over to them is what you get back. They do not have the means to process the money. I am not a criminal and what I do, I do not find against good conscience, this may be hard for you to understand, but the dynamics of my industry dictates that I make this move. Such opportunities only come once in a life time. I cannot let this chance pass me by. For once I find myself in total control of my destiny.

If you will not work with me let me know and let me move on with my life, I am a family man and this is an opportunity to provide them with new opportunities. There is a reward for this project and it is a task well worth undertaking. I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have here is from you refusing to work with me and alerting my bank - BNP Paribas.I am the only one who knows of this situation, good fortune has blessed you with a name that has planted you in the centre of relevance in my life. Lets share the blessing. If you find yourself able to work with me, contact me through this email. If you give me positive signals, I will give you the relevant details and initiate this process towards a conclusion. I do not want any direct link between you and I. My official lines are not secure lines as they are periodically monitored to assess our level of customer care in line with our total Quality Management Policy. Please observe this instruction religiously. Do not
betray my confidence in you.

I await your response.
Mr.Mathew Akale


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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #123 on: 04.07.08, 22:47 »

HEHE, jos jotain positiivista pitää hakea, niin taidanpa ottaa itselle taiteilijanimen käyttöön. Ron Marlon Maliniemi

"hups"...


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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #124 on: 05.07.08, 13:09 »

"hups"...

Ei per*e! Minä ja suuri suuni.   Grin

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Jari Alanko
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #125 on: 09.07.08, 17:44 »

Ja kun luin tuota kirjettä, niin ajattelin samaa jo ennen kuin tajusin vastauksista että Sami iski heti Wink
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #126 on: 11.07.08, 08:03 »

Pari on aikojen saatossa tullut, mutta valitettavasti yhtään ei ole tallessa. Olen pannut ne kaikki laittaen "forward" suoraan poliisin nettiosoitteeseen. Toivottavasti poliisikaan ei ole vastannut niihin.  Grin

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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #127 on: 15.07.08, 13:52 »

No tämä ei ole Nigerialaiskirje sanan alkuperäisessä merkityksessä, vaan suoraakin suorempi sosiaalisen huijauksen yritys. Vahinko vaan että en ole tämän tavoitellun palveluyrityksen asiakas:

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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #128 on: 20.07.08, 09:40 »

No nyt näitä tulee suomeksikin  Angry

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Sent: 7/19/08 6:13 PM
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #129 on: 23.07.08, 11:23 »

Tämä ei tullut Nigeriasta, mutta onpahan sivistynyttä kielenkäyttöä. Varsinainen mainos olisi ilmeisesti ollut kuvassa, jota en vaivautunut lataamaan, ja tämän tekstin tarkoitus on vain olla näyttämättä spämmiltä. Jos jollekin avautuu tarinan juoni, kertokoon minullekin Grin

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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #130 on: 26.07.08, 13:40 »

No nyt näitä tulee suomeksikin  Angry

Saunalahden tiedote asiasta: http://saunalahti.fi/tiedote/tiedote.php?index=2820


--- Original message ---
Subject: Vahvista Saunalahti Webmail-tili
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From: Saunalahti Webmail-tili tiimi [lou_law@eircom.net]
Hyvä webmail.saunalahti.fi asiakas,

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No tuohon ei kukaan uskoisi. Kyllä ne kirjoittais parempaa suomea. Näkee heti että on käytetty "Google Translatoria"
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #131 on: 26.07.08, 16:06 »

No tuohon ei kukaan uskoisi. Kyllä ne kirjoittais parempaa suomea. Näkee heti että on käytetty "Google Translatoria"

"Google translator" sentään vielä tunnistaa useimmat sanat niin, että siitä saa jotain selvää. Joidenkin laitteiden mukana tulevat "suomennetut" ohjeet ovat usein ihan pelkkää siansaksaa. Mitähän kääntäjärobottia niissä on käytetty? Suomen kieli ei ole helppo asia. Sille ei ole taidettu vielä tehdä yhtään ohjelmaa, joka edes tyydyttävästi osaisi asiansa.


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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #132 on: 28.07.08, 07:21 »

Ensimmäinen "nigerialaiskirje" minun mailiini Angry

The Chambers Of Sri

Address: No. B2-01-5 Vista Komanwel B, Bukit Jalil

City: Kuala Lumpur

Postcode: 57000

State: WILAYAH PERSEKUTUAN

MALAYSIA

Telephone : 0060-169730968

Fax: 03-23811390

Email: sri_umachambers@live.com

 

Dear Ville,

 

       I am Sri Umah, an attorney at law. A deceased client of mine, by name Mr Bozi Kokkonen, who herein and after shall be referred to as my client, died as the result of a heart-related condition on the 21st of November 2004. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the Gulf Air Flight Crashes in Persian Gulf Near Bahrain Aired August 23, 2000 - 2:50 p.m. ET as reported on :http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0008/23/bn.08.html. I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank when this deposit valued at $15.5million dollars is lodged. This bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated. My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my named client since you have the same last name, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage. All legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin will be provided. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see the transaction through. This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. If this business proposition offends your moral values, do accept my apology. I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinarily confidential, whatever your decision, while I await your prompt response. Please contact me at once to indicate your interest. I will like you to acknowledge the receipt of this e-mail as soon as possible via email. This transaction will be treated private with absolute confidentiality and sincerity. I look forward to your quick reply.

Best regards,

Barr. Sri Umah Esq.

Eipä ole ketään Bozi Kokkosta suvussa  Grin

Ville
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #133 on: 30.07.08, 09:38 »

Tässä mun korteni kekoon. Näyttää tuo "lokaatio" siirtyvän itään ns. alkuperäisestä aloitus maasta.

James Madison Universityn (kaapatusta?) osoitteesta lähetetty höpöhöpö:

FROM: Liu Yan
Bank of China Ltd
13/F. Bank of China Tower
1 Garden Road
Hong Kong.

I sincerely ask for forgiveness for I know this may seem like a complete intrusion to your privacy but right about now this is my best option of communication. This mail might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it as frivolous could come into our mind; but please consider it a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humility.

This letter must surprise you because we have never meet before neither in person nor by correspondence, but I believe that it takes just one day to meet or know someone either physically or through correspondence.

I got your contact through my personal search, you were revealed as being quite astute in private entrepreneurship, and one has no doubt in your ability to handle a financial business transaction. I am Liu Yan, transfer supervisor operations in investment section in Bank of China Ltd, Secretariat of the BOCHK Charitable Foundation 13/F. Bank of China Tower, 1 Garden Road, Hong Kong. I have an obscured business suggestion for you. Before the U.S and Iraqi war our client General Mohammed Jassim Ali who work with the Iraqi forces and also business man made a numbered fixed deposit for 18 calendar months, with a value of (I will disclose amount upon your reply) in my branch.

Upon maturity several notices was sent to him, even early in the war, again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later find out that General Mohammed Jassim Ali and his family had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit their home. After further investigation it was also discovered that General Mohammed Jassim Ali did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, (I will disclose amount upon your reply) is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most is that, according to the to the laws of my country at the expiration 3 years the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds. Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a fore
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gner to stand as the next of kin to General Mohammed Jassim Ali so that you will be able to receive his funds. I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful.

I have contacted an attorney who will prepare the legal documents that will back you up as the next of kin to General Mohammed Jassim Ali, all what is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your Full Names, private phone number and Address so that the attorney can commence his job. After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also fill in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favor for the transfer of the funds to an account that will be provided by you with my guidance. There is no risk involved at all in the matter as we are going adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents.

Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank account we shall discuss the percentage issue on your reply.

If you are interested please send me your full names and current residential address, and I will prefer you to reach me on my private and secure email address below and finally after that I shall provide you with more details of this operation.

Best Regards,

Liu Yan
E-Mail Contact: liu.yan@live.hk
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #134 on: 15.08.08, 12:54 »

Tällaista tipahti postiluukusta pari viikkoa sitten. Ilmeisesti tominta ei ole laitonta, mutta spämmiä mitä spämmiä... Arvelinkin että kun en reagoi tähän niin com-versio domain nimestäni tulee jälleen tarjolle ihan normaaliin hintaan kun tämä Dan kagani ei ole saanut mitään tarjousta. No joo... mutta silti ala-arvoista touhua ja aivan varmasti joku saattaa tällaiseen rahastus-yritykseen langetakin.

Hinta mitä hän pyysi oli 100$ ja kyseinen domain näyttäisi olevan taas saatavilla alkaen 5$ ja mitä tuo normaalisti maksaakaan, ei kuitenkaan todellakaan mitään satasta.



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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #135 on: 16.08.08, 08:32 »

Eikä tämäkään ole Nigerialainen (tai mistähän mä sitä tiedän), mutta harvemmin sitä on lentolippuja kilahtanut postilaatikkoon - ihan tilaamatta. Taidan kuitenkin jättää katsomatta tuon e-tiksun  Grin

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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #136 on: 16.08.08, 08:56 »

Taitaa enempi olla kiinalaiskirje kuin nigeriasta, mutta kun ei tätä aiemmin ole palstalla näkynyt, niinpä lahjoitan tämänkin tänne.
Paitsi, että tämäkin spammi tuli undisclosed-recepients, ei siis varsinaisesti kohdistu vastaanottajaan....

My interest to partner with you

Good day

I wish to bring to your notice my interest to partner with you on this
great business opportunity.I have a Lucrative business proposal that
has to do with the transfer of funds That I cannot state the exact
amounts and full details due to security reasons. Should you be
interested, Reply me on this private and confidential
email:hsbpkwch@yahoo.com.hk

Patrick K.w. Chan  (Executive Director/Chief financial Officer, Hang
Seng bank ltd)

hsbpkwch@yahoo.com.hk

http://www.hangseng.com/hsb/eng/abo/bd/index.html
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #137 on: 18.08.08, 19:31 »

Eikä tämäkään ole Nigerialainen (tai mistähän mä sitä tiedän), mutta harvemmin sitä on lentolippuja kilahtanut postilaatikkoon - ihan tilaamatta. Taidan kuitenkin jättää katsomatta tuon e-tiksun  Grin

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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #138 on: 20.08.08, 11:32 »

Kuten tuosta Luottokunnan tiedotteestakin käy selville näiden viestien ainoa tarkoitus on saada "asiakas" avaamaan viestin liittenä oleva "pommi".


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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #139 on: 31.08.08, 13:44 »

melkein nigerialaiskirje. Yrittää väittää ranskalaiseksi, mutta IP menee ihan muualle. Mutta kun on aika kielikala, niinpä jaan tämänkin sinänsä aika huvittavan mailin kanssanne:

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