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Ilkka Kangastalo
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #220 on: 12.08.09, 07:34 »

Ei ole nigerialaiskirje, mutta vakuuttavaa luettavaa kuitenkin:

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Aiomme päivitystä meidän Digital Webmail Security Server paremmin online-
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Sen varmistamiseksi, et kokemus palvelun keskeytymisestä, ole hyvä ja sinun
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #221 on: 12.08.09, 10:00 »

Nyt olisi rahaa tarjolla työpaikan muodossa  thmbup

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Lähettäjä      Marin Mahoney <vtwakeup@balticom.lv>
Vastaanottaja    Mmniemi <mmniemi@*************>
Lähetetty    7.8.2009 15:58:38
Aihe    Avoin työpaikka
Viesti    Hei! Onko taloudellinen kriisii vaikuttanut sinuunkin? Etsitko vakituista työpaikkaa ja olet valmiina tehdä työtä koko yhteisön hyväksi? Osuit juuri kultasuoneen!
Toimialamme on logistiikka ja kuljetus Yhdysvaltoihin ja Englantiin. Ja nyt olemme Suomessakin.
Markkinoiden laajentumisen vuoksi AplLogistics-yrityksemme hakee uutta työvoimaa.
Olemme valmiita tarjoamaan hyviä työoloja ja ansionmukaista luotettavaa palkkausta
Tullaksenne meidän yrityksen työntekijäksi sinun on lähetettävä nimesi ja yhteystiedosi sähkopostille puffballkplaird@gmail.com. Sen jälkeen meidän operaattori ottaa sinuun yhteyttä, silloin voit kysyä sinua kiinnostavista yksityiskohdista

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Lähettäjä      Tonja Rubio <vkmalconduct@freephotoz.net>
Vastaanottaja    Mmniemi <mmniemi@***************>
Lähetetty    7.8.2009 17:38:13
Aihe    Työ
Viesti    Hei! Onko taloudellinen kriisii vaikuttanut sinuunkin? Etsitko vakituista työpaikkaa ja olet valmiina tehdä työtä koko yhteisön hyväksi? Osuit juuri kultasuoneen!
Toimialamme on logistiikka ja kuljetus Yhdysvaltoihin ja Englantiin. Ja nyt olemme Suomessakin.
Markkinoiden laajentumisen vuoksi AplLogistics-yrityksemme hakee uutta työvoimaa.
Olemme valmiita tarjoamaan hyviä työoloja ja ansionmukaista luotettavaa palkkausta
Tullaksenne meidän yrityksen työntekijäksi sinun on lähetettävä nimesi ja yhteystiedosi sähkopostille puffballkplaird@gmail.com. Sen jälkeen meidän operaattori ottaa sinuun yhteyttä, silloin voit kysyä sinua kiinnostavista yksityiskohdista

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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #222 on: 12.08.09, 10:32 »

Juuh, noita on nähty. Ihan tässä alkoi tuumia, että viitsiskö jonkun webmailin kautta alkaa miinoittaa noita hölöjä vastaamalla: "Hyvä Marin Mahoney/Tonja Rubio/... .../(tähän kaikki vastaanotetut tekonimet). Mina kiittaa Sinu paljon jne... (ja sitten palauttaa feikkinimet ja -spostiosoitteet: <vtwakeup@balticom.lv>, <vkmalconduct@freephotoz.net>

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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #223 on: 12.08.09, 13:10 »

"puffballkplaird@gmail.com."

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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #224 on: 13.08.09, 10:58 »

Suomen Nigerialaista:

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Kesätervehdys!



Teidän laadukas Internet -sivustonne on valittu niiden onnekkaiden joukkoon, jotka olemme kutsuneet mukaan Suomen Parhaat Verkkosivut 2009 -kilpailuun. Vain noin 2-5 % suomalaisista yrityksistä saa kutsun tänä vuonna.

Haluammekin varmistaa, onko lähettämämme kutsu tullut perille?

Vielä on nimittäin mahdollista osallistua kilpailuun ja tavoitella kilpailun hienoja palkintoja, joita ovat muun muassa 7000 euron arvoiset valtakunnalliset radiokampanjat.

Suurimman äänipotin kerännyt sivusto on vuoden 2009 voittaja.(Äänet lasketaan kuukausi keskiarvojen mukaan, joten kesken vuodenkin osallistuneet ovat samassa asemassa alkuvuonna osallistuneiden kanssa.)

Suomen Parhaat Verkkosivut 2009 -kilpailu tuo sivustollenne paljon uusia kävijöitä sekä tarjoaa sähköistä näkyvyyttä. Lisäksi jokainen osallistuja saa maksuttoman, asiantuntijoiden laatiman kirjallisen arvioinnin sivustostaan vuoden 2009 lopussa. Lähetämme myös jokaiselle osallistujalle äänestäjien jättämät kommentit sekä risut ja ruusut.

Markkinoimme kilpailua vahvasti, googlen ja erilaisten medioiden kautta. Valtakunnallinen radiomainoskampanjamme toteutetaan tänä vuonna elo-syyskuun aikana.

Yhteistyökumppaneitamme ja sponsoreitamme ovat muun muassa RadioNrj, RadioGuide, videovuokraamo Makuuni, Yrittäjälinja -lehti, kylpylä SaniFani, MyCafe sekä Veikkausliiga.

Toivomme saavamme teidän kilpailukykyiset ja laadukkaat sivunne mukaan kilpailuumme! Tarjoamme elokuun aikana osallistuville mahdollisuuden liittää oman logonsa ja/tai lyhyen esittelypätkän toiminnastaan osallistumislinkkinsä yhteyteen. (Normaalihinta näkyvyyttä parantaville palveluille on 110 euroa + alv.)

Meidän kutsumille sivustoille osallistumismaksu on 120 euroa + alv (muille 170 euroa + alv). Osallistuminen onnistuu vastaamalla tähän sähköpostiin. Lisäämme sivustonne mukaan kilpailuun muutaman päivän sisällä osallistumisesta, jonka jälkeen sivustonne on heti mukana äänestyksissä.

Kilpailuun voitte tutustua tarkemmin osoitteessa www.suomenparhaatverkkosivut.com
.

Vastaan mielelläni mahdollisiin kysymyksiinne.

 Grin

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Jari Ahdenkari
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #225 on: 26.08.09, 16:52 »

Ei ole nigeriasta eikä varsinaisesti hauskakaan.
Mutta kun kerran pommittavat, niin julkaistaan vastaisen varalle..

Voisi melkein onnistua, paitsi että mun sisko kuoli jokunen kuukausi sitten - Ruotsissa.

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FROM YOUR SISTER ANNE BATES FROM THE HOSPITAL
 
 
 Hello,
       
    This is Anne from Trinidad &Tobago.I am writing from the hospital in Cote D'Ivoire, therefore this mail is very urgent as you can see that I am going home.

            I was told by the doctor that I was poisoned and has got my liver damaged and can only live for some months.
    I inherited some money ($28.725 Million) from my late father and I cannot think of anybody trying to kill me apart from my step mother  in order to inherit the money, she is an  Ivorien by nationality.

            I want you to contact my servant with this informations below:
                                      Master. Augustin.Dike. Maranatha.
            Address: Rue De La Princess L/G 152 Cocody
                                     Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire.
                                     Tel: +22502302933.
                            Email augustin_maranatha01@yahoo.co.jp

    He will give you the documents of the money and will direct you to a well known lawyer that I have appointed to him, the lawyer will assist you to change the documents of the money to your name to enable the bank transfer the money to you.

           This is the favour I need when you have gotten the money :-
(1) Give 10% of the money to my servant, Master Augustin as he has been there for me throught my illness and I have promised to support him in life as he have lived with us since we brought him out from the motherless babie's home. I want you to take him along with you to your country and esterblish him as my son.
                    (2) Give 10% of the money to Charity Organisations and churches on my name so that my soul may rest in peace.

                                                &nbs p;    Note:
        This should be a secret code between you and Augustin in this transactioin ("Hospital" ) any mail from him, the barrister he will direct you to, without this secret code "Hospital" is not from the barrister, Augustin, the bank or myself as I don't know what will happen to me in the next few hours.

(2) the lawyer's name is Barrister.Mc Lambert. And Let Augustin send you his National ID as he has no passport to be sure of whom you are dealing with. Augustin is so little therefore guide him and please mind you that nobody is asking you to pay any money the only money you can spend in the transfer is the money that the lawyer will use to get some legal document's from the high court and and the ministry and the certificate of oath and change of ownership to your name as the new beneficary to the said fund's and my new next of kin.As the lawyer have made all the neccessary enquirie's from the bank.

           He also will send you the bank deposit certificate when I hear from you And if I don't hear from you within four days, I will look for another person.
               
 
       
                     May God bless you and use you to accomplish my wish.
                                            Pray for me always.
                                            Anne Nanda Bates.
                                        Thank you Holy Father.
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #226 on: 31.08.09, 20:23 »

Voi ristus näitä urpoja:


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Joona Väisänen
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #227 on: 31.08.09, 20:33 »

Vai pitäisi maakin ilmoittaa Welholle.. Grin
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #228 on: 04.09.09, 09:14 »

Täs ois 5 miljuunaa taalaa tarjolla, ihan varoitellaan sähköpostista jne:

How Are You Doing Today Huh??     

Dear Friend,

I Am Ms. Angela Gordon. I Am A United States Citizen And I Am 34 Years Old. I Reside Here In Dripping Springs, Texas And I Am Thinking Of Relocating Since I Am Now Rich.

I Am One Of Those That Took Part In The United Nations Compensation Program In Nigeria Many Years Ago And They Refused To Pay Me. I Had Paid Over $20,000 While In The Us, Trying To Get My Payment But All Was To No Avail.

So I Decided To Travel Down To Nigeria With All My Compensation Documents And I Was Directed To Meet Mrs. Anita Paton, Who Is The Member Of Compensation Program Committee, And I Contacted Her And She Explained Everything To Me.

She Said Who Ever Is Contacting Us Through Emails Are Fake. She Also Took Me To The Paying Bank (ARCB BANK) For The Claim Of My Compensation Payment.

Right Now, I Am The Happiest Woman On Earth Because I Have Received My Compensation Funds Of $5,000,000.00 More Over, Mrs. Anita Paton Showed Me The Full Information Of Those That Are Yet To Receive Their Payments And I Saw Your Email As One Of The Beneficiaries Who Have Not Yet Received The Payment Under Case File 54ac003 And That Is Why I Decided To Email You To Stop Dealing With Those People. They Are Not With Your Fund; They Are Only Making Money Off You.Therefore, I Would Advise You To Contact Mrs. Anita Paton For Assistance And Inform Her That Your Case File Is 54ac003. Contact Her Directly Via The Information Below.

United Nations Compensation Award Program
Name: Mrs. Anita Paton
Phone: +234-802-132-9323

You Really Have To Stop Dealing With Those People That Are Contacting You And Telling You That Your Fund Is With Them Because It Is Not With Them. They Are Only Taking Advantage Of You And They Will Dry You Up Until You Have Nothing.

The Only Money I Paid After I Met Mr. Kelvin Tuner Was Just The Bank Transfer Charges, Which Is Only Normal And Legitimate As It Is In All Banks In The World. So Please Take Note Of That. Mrs. Anita Paton Shall Ensure That You Deal Directly With The Bank (ARCB BANK).

Once Again Stop Contacting Those People. I Advise That You Contact Mrs. Anita Paton So That She Can Help You In The Collection Of Your Transfer Payment Instead Of Dealing With Those Liars That Will Be Turning You Around Asking For Different Kind Of Money To Complete Your Transaction.

Thank You And Be Blessed.

Ms. Angela Gordon.


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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #229 on: 18.09.09, 02:42 »

Tämmöinen tällä kertaa  Tongue

DATE: 09TH SEPT, 2009.


Customer Service:
We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Package that is registered with us for shipping to your residential location. We had thought that your sender gave you our contact details. It may interest you to know that a letter is also added to your package. However, we cannot quote the content of your package, except that it has a Bank Draft worth of $886,000.00 (Eight Hundred and Eighty Six Thousand US Dollars).

The package is registered with us for mailing by an official of the united nation office from UK. We are sending you this email because your package is been registered on a Special Order. What you have to do now, is to contact our Delivery Department for immediate dispatch of your package to your residential address. Note that as soon as our Delivery Team confirms your information, it will take three (3) working days (72Hrs) for your package to arrive at your designated destination. For your information, the VAT & Shipping charges as well as Insurance  fees have been paid by your colleague before your package was registered.

Note that the payment that is made on the Insurance, Premium & Clearance Certificates, are to certify that the Bank Draft is not a Drug Affiliated Fund DAF) neither is it funds to sponsor Terrorism in your country. This will help you avoid any form of query from the Monetary Authority of your country. However, you will have to pay a sum of £105 GBP which is equivalent to  $210 USD to the FedEx Delivery Department being full payment for the Security Keeping Fee of the FedEx Company as stated in our privacy terms & condition page. Also be informed that your colleague wished to pay for the Security Keeping  charges, but we do not accept such payments considering the fact that all items & packages that is registered with us have a time limitation and we  cannot accept payment without knowing when you will be picking up the package or even respond to us. So we cannot take the risk to have accepted such a payment  incase of any possible demurrage. Kindly note that your colleague did not leave us with any further information.

We hope that you respond to us as soon as possible because if you fail to respond until the expiry date of the foremost package, we may refer  the package to the British Commission for Welfare as the package do not have a return address.

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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #230 on: 18.09.09, 17:47 »

Tämmöinen tällä kertaa  Tongue

DATE: 09TH SEPT, 2009.



Oon saanu noita ja pari tällä viikolla  Undecided alkaa potuttamaan kun on oikeasti paketti tulossa FedExiltä ja meilissä on tollanen..  Tongue

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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #231 on: 18.09.09, 18:08 »

Oletteko lähettäneet tuosta kopion FedExille kaikkine lähettäjätietoineen? Heitä voisi kiinnostaa kuka tuolla tavoin esiintyy heidän nimissään. Todennäköisesti lähettäjän palvelin on jossain "kaukaisessa maassa", josta voi olla vaikea saada ketään vastuuseen mutta silti. Iso firma voisi saada aikaan jotain sellaista, mihin pieni ihminen ei pysty edes kotimaassaan.


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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #232 on: 18.09.09, 18:22 »

Aika vakuuttavan näköistä....linkki tosin vie aikuisviihteeseen....

Ja uittaa koneellesi kaappaussoftan, mikäli käyttis, adobe tai flasplayer ovat päivittämättä.

Tarvitseehan niiden kiinalaisten vastata itäblogin ammattilaisille.
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #233 on: 25.09.09, 10:41 »

Ei enään FedEx riitä, nyt tulee sähköpostia jo "Microsoftilta"  Tongue

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Microsoft Corporation,
Microsoft Campus, Thames Valley Park,
Reading RG6 1WG,
United Kingdom.
Ref: MS-35447XN
Batch: MS-09102XN

Microsoft E-mail Lottery Promotion:

We wish to congratulate you over your email success in our computer
balloting held on the 24th September, 2009. This is a scientific computer
game in which email addresses were used. It is a promotional program
aimed at encouraging internet users; Meaning, you do not need to buy
ticket to enter for it.

Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 10144223 with serial
number: 567-66584 drew the lucky numbers: 5-21-23-34-61-72 (Bonus
ball) which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category.
You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £916,778.00
(Nine hundred and sixteen thousand, seven hundred and seventy eight
pounds sterling only).

All participants were selected through a computer balloting system
drawn from eight hundred thousand e-mail addresses from Canada,
Australia, United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and
Oceania as part of our international promotions program which is
conducted annually. This lottery was promoted and sponsored by
microsoft corporation to promote the use of internet around the world.

Please note that your original certificate and your certified bank
cheque has been forwarded to the courier company.

Find below the details of the courier company.

INTERNATIONAL BONDED COURIER (IBC)
ADDRESS: 363 Stockley Close, West Drayton, Middlesex,
UB7 9BL, England.

NAME: MR. TERRY HOPKINS (Dispatch Officer)
EMAIL: ibcdeliverydept@btinternet.com

TEL1:+44-704-574-6919
FAX: +44-870-479-0792

You are advised to send the courier company a mail to their email
address for their courier cost.

When contacting them, you are to include this order number as your subject

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Note: you are to furnished the courier company with the following
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1.Full Names:
2.Contact Address:
3.Sex:
4.Age:
5.Marital Status:
6.Occupation:
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8.Telephone Number:
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10.Batch Number:
11.Country:
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We advice all winners to keep this information confidential from the
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This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and
unwarranted taking advantage of this programme by non-participant
or unofficial personnel.

Once again congratulations...
Cordially,

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Jani Salo
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #234 on: 25.09.09, 12:04 »

Ja tämmöistä tällä kertaa  Grin

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ESKOM HOLDINGS LIMITED
REG NO 2002/015527/06
FROM OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR,  
PROJECT IMPLEMENTATION UNIT
ESKOM HOLDINGS LIMITED
REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA
EMAIL:  paulmaroga.j@gmail.com
            
Dear Sir/Madam,
 
With due respect, trust and humility, I write you this proposal which I believe, would be of great interest to you and for your consideration, and I also apologize for intruding into your private email address because I know that this e-mail will come to you as a surprise but however strange or surprising this contact might seem to you as we have not met personally or had any dealings in the past, to this infect, I humbly ask that you take due consideration of its importance and immense benefit it will be to both of us. Please do not despair because I got your email address from a business advertising website on the Internet before making my contact with you.
 
My name is Mr. Paul Jacobs Maroga the Ceo / chairman of contract award committee of eskom company ltd, republic of South Africa. It is my profound intention to contact you for this very important and highly confidential transaction for the transfer of US$6, 20 0, 000, 00 into your account.  The (US$6, 200,000,00) was the over estimated balance from the contracts awarded to both foreign and local contractors the real contract value was $19 million united states dollars, but it was over estimated to the tune of (US$25, 200, 000.00) (Twenty Five Million Two Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) only. 
 
The contract has been successfully executed by the contractors and their contract sum of (US$19M) has been paid to them, leaving the over estimated balance of (US$6, 200, 000.00) Six Million Two Hundred Thousand United States Dollars which I intend to transfer to your nominated account. Presently the money is lodged with South African Reserve Bank waiting to be remitted to any overseas beneficiary confirmed by my department as associate/receiver. My main reason of contacting you is that by virtue of my position as civil servant in my country, I cannot acquire or transfer this money in my name. And as high placed civil servants, the South African civil service laws (Code of Conduct) forbids us to own foreign account. On the other hand, it is not safe for me to keep the money here due to unstable political environment.
 
If you are interested in working with me as a partner, then indicate your interest. For your assistance, you shall receive 25% to you as commission for your co-operation and assistance in facilitating the transfer, while the remaining 75% belongs to me. You will be free to take out your commission immediately after the money hits your account. Since my objective is to invest the money in a foreign country, it would be appreciated if you could also help us with advices and direction on investing into profitable ventures in your country.
 
I confirm that the transaction is legitimate and without any risks either to me or you, it will also be conducted under a legitimate arrangement that will protect both parties from any breach of law. I expect that you would find time at your earliest convenient to let me know of your position as it relates to your willingness to assist me transfer this fund to your account.
 
My best regards,
 
Mr. Paul Jacobs Maroga
 
EMAIL ADDRESS  (paulmaroga.j@gmail.com)
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #235 on: 27.09.09, 15:04 »

Että ne jaksavat yrittää lähettää virallisen näköisiä kirjeitä, mutta s-postiosoitteet ovat kuitenkin esim. gmailosoitteita ja "pankin" s-postiosoitteessakin lukee "uinonbank" eikä "unionbank"  Undecided ja oma s-postinimi on joku "umuaibe" tai "kate1ng" .... gmail kuitenkin vetää nämä suoraan roskiin ja lisää automaattisen varoituksenkin:

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lähettäjä   MR BRAIN HOLLINS <umuaibe@sify.com>
vastausosoite   kate1ng@sify.com
vastaanottaja   
date (päiväys)   26. syyskuuta 2009 16.06
aihe   Notification of payment by ATM Master Credit Card
   
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FROM THE DESK OF MR BRAIN HOLLINS.
DIRECTOR,INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE
FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPT,
UNION BANK OF NIGERIA PLC ,

Notification of payment by ATM Master Credit Card
Attn: Beneficiary,

We hereby officially notifying you about the present arrangement to pay you, your over due contract/inheritance fund which you could not complete the process of the released of your transfer pin code through the Digitalized Payment System. We have decided to pay your funds without any requested fee but through (ATM Master Express Credit Card) This arrangement was initiated/constituted by the World Bank and Paris Club, due to fruadelent activities going on within the African Region.

The World Bank and Paris Club introduced this payment arrangement as to enable our contractors/inheritance beneficiary to receive their fund without any interfference. the ATM Master Express Credit Card was contracted and powered by GOLD CARD WORLD WIDE. Reconfirm the following information to us for Security reason.


1)YOUR FULL NAME ..
2)YOUR RECEIVING ADDRESS.
3)YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER ..
4)YOUR PROFESSION..

5} YOUR AGE..
Upon the receipt of this mail we are going to load your fund into the laster Express Credit Card and send a scan copy of the card to you before we will proceed to despatch the card directly to your nominated home addresss so you absolutely have nothing to worry about all we need is your Prompt Response and Co-operation by Gods Grace we will have a successfull Transaction.
Contact the office of the ATM CARD department of UNION BANK OF NIGERIA PLC
MR RICHARD PETERSON.

Email: richarduinonbank@gmail.com


code of Response (811).
CONGRATULATIONS IN ADVANCE.
BEST REGARDS,
MR BRAIN HOLLINS.
DIRECTOR, INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE
FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPT,
UNION BANK OF NIGERIA PLC ,

CC: ALL FOREIGN INHERITTANCE FUNDS
CC: UNION BANK OF NIGERIA PLC
CC: BOARD OF DIRECTORS [FPD]
CC: ACCOUNTANT GENERAL OF NIGERIA

Näin siis mr. Brain Hollins  Wink aka umuaibe  Grin

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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #236 on: 27.09.09, 18:00 »

Ja nyt sitten kotimaisen ent. kumisaapastehtaan nimissä, osoite vaan outo. Alkuperäisessä oli myös puhelinnumero tuon promotion managerin jälkeen eli
+447031935581,  yrittävät saada soittamaan tuohon . Puhelinnumero ei näy, kun linkkasin tämän eteenpäin mobiilipostistani. Uhrit lienevät mobiilipostin omistajia, esim. smartmail jne....:

Aihe: Confirm Receipt
Lähettäjä: "Nokia Corporation" <nokiapromo@windstream.net>
Päivämäärä: 27.09.2009 20:31

Your email has made you proud as you have be nominated for our on going Nokia promo.We came out with this promo as a form of gratitude and we decided to use online ballotting from all internet users so your email has made you proud today. You are therefore entitle to a huge sum of GBP £500,000.00.

PLEASE DO FILL YOUR INFORMATION CORRECTLY FOR CONFIRMATION THAT YOU ARE THE PROUD OWNER OF THIS EMAIL AND OUR WINNER FOR THIS PROMO TO MAIL:nokiapromotions09@katamail.com

**PersonalPrefix (Mr., Mrs., Ms., Dr., etc.):
First name:
Last name:
Date of birth (yyyy-mm-dd):
Gender:
Occupation
Address:
Phone:

Thank you for being part of our commemorative 142nd Anniversary Draws.

Yours faithfully,
Mr Edward Jones
Promotion Manage
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #237 on: 02.10.09, 07:42 »

No nyt ne kerjää jo A.netin kautta:

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Hello dear,
Please my dear, do not feel embarrassed by my mail to you.My name is Mrs Amalia Chesa Cui ,The wife of late Mr Jose Ma Cui ,The former secretary general of the human rights group Katungod-Eastern Visayas, a regional chapter of the human rights organization of Karapatan (Alliance for the Advancement of People Rights.Who his sudden killing on the 19 January 2007 has been a shock to me and my children.

Before my beloved husband died, he had been recieveing death threat,My husband give me a sum of 9.5million dollars for the up keeping and the future of my children which i put in a metalic trunk box and deposited in a security company in abroad.

This deposit was coded under a secret arrangement as a family treasure. This means that the security company does not even know the content of this trunk box.
Since the death of my late husband, the Philippine government has blocked all my acount and my late husband account and also my late husband family has succeed in collecting from me all the properties of my late husband, trying to leave me with nothing for the future of my children.

I am writing you because I want you to help me in securing the money inside the box for the future of my children. Since my late husband family members and the philippine government made it impossible for me to have access to calls or to move out of the house as they always monitor me.

I am ready to give you 15% of the total money when you have successfully secured the box to your country,for assisting me.So if you are interested in helping me,You should write me through my priavte email box(amaliacui50@yahoo.com) so that i will give you more details on this issue.
Thank and i look forward to your urgent response to
this message

Yours faithfully

Mrs Amalia Chesa Cui ,



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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #238 on: 02.10.09, 11:47 »

 Undecided Sain ton saman. Tosi jees. Käsittääkseni ei voi olla automaatin lähettämä, vaan pitää lähettää käsin. Aika kiva kun muistavat....

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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #239 on: 03.10.09, 19:10 »

Ei tullut kirjettä mutta puhelin soi äskettäin ja vastasin. Puhelu katkesi saman tien. Katsoin sitten nemeroa joka oki +243 alkuinen ja jostakin helv**** kongosta. En onneksi mennyt soittamaan takaisin ja älkää myös kukaan muukaan vaan menkö soittamaan saattaa tulla nimittäin aika moinen lasku. Asia ihan vain noin varoituksen vuoksi.

On parempi olla optimisti vaikka olisi aina väärässä
kuin pessimisti joka on aina oikeassa.
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