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Juha Paulavuo
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Date Registered: 14.06.04

Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #360 on: 09.05.11, 19:58 »

 

Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
FBI Headquarters in Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001

This is an official advice from the FBI foreign Remittance / telegraphic dept,it has come to our notice that the C.B.N Bank Nigeria district has released $10,500,000.00 US dollars into bank of America in your name as the beneficiary,by inheritance means.
The C.B.N Bank Nigeria knowing fully well that they do not have Enough facilities to effect this payment from the united kingdom to your account, usedwhat we know as a secret diplomatic transit payment (S.T.D.P) to pay this fund through wire transfer, they used this means to complete the payment.
They are still, waiting for confirmation from you on the already Transferred funds which were made in direct transfer so that they can do final crediting to your account. Secret diplomatic payments are not made unless the funds are related to terrorist activities why must your payment be made in secret transfer, if your transaction is legitimate, if you are not a terrorist, then why did you not receive the money directly into your account; this is a purecoded, means of payment? Records which we have had with this method of payment in the past has always been related to terrorist acts, we do not want you to get into trouble as soon as these funds reflect in your account in the U.S.A, so it is our duty as a world wide commission to correct this little problem before this fund will be credited into your personal account.

Due to the increased difficulty and unnecessary security by the American authorities when funds come from outside of Europe, and the Middle East, the FBIbank commission for Europe has stopped the transfer on its way to deliver payment of $10,500,000.00 to debit your reserve account and pay you through asecured diplomatic transit account (S.D.T.A). We govern and oversee funds transfer for the World Bank and the rest of the world.
We advice you contact us immediately, as the funds have been Stopped and are being held in our custody, until you can be able to provide us with a diplomatic
immunity seal of transfer (dist) within 5 days from the world local bank that authorize the transfer from where the funds was transferred from to certify that the funds that you are about to receive from Nigeria are antiterrorist/drug free or we shall have cause to cross and impound the Payment, we shall release the funds immediately we receive this legal documents.

We have decided to contact you directly to acquire the proper Verifications and proof from you to show that you are the rightful person to receive this fund,because of the amount involve, we want to make sure is a clean and legal money you are about to receive. Be informed that the fund is now in United State in your name, but right now we have ask the bank not to release the fund to anybody that comes to them, unless we ask them to do so, because we have to carry out our investigations first before releasing the fund to you. Note that the fund is in the BANK OF AMERICA right now, but we have ask them not to credit the fund to you yet, because we need a solid proof and Verifications from you before releasing the funds.
So to this regards you are to re-assure and proof to us that what you are about to receive is a clean money by sending to us FBI Identification Record and also Diplomatic Immunity Seal of Transfer (DIST) to satisfy to us that the money your about to receive is legitimate and real money. You are to forward the documents to
us immediately if you have it in your possession, if you don't have it let us know so that we will direct and inform you where to obtain the document and send to us so that we will ask the bank holding the funds,the Bank Of America to go ahead Crediting your account immediately.
These Documents are to be issued to you from the World Local Bank that Authorized the transfer, so get back to us immediately if you don't have thedocument so that we will inform you the particular place to obtain the document in United Kingdom (U.K), because we have come to realize that the fund wasAuthorized by(H.S.B.C) Bank in London.
An FBI Identification Record and Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer (DIST) often referred to as a Criminal History Record or Rap Sheet, is a listing of certain information taken from fingerprint submissions retained by the FBI in connection with arrests and, in some instances, federal employment,naturalization, or military
service. These Conditions Is Valid until 20th of May 2011 after we shall take actions on canceling the payment and then charge you for illegally moving funds out of Nigeria.
Guarantee: funds will be released on confirmation of the document.
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Final Instruction:
1. Credit payment instruction: irrevocable credit guarantee.
2. Beneficiary has full power when validation is cleared.
3. Beneficiaries bank in U.S.A., can only release funds.
4. Upon confirmation from the world bank / united nations.
5. Bearers must clear bank protocol and validation request.
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NOTE: We have asked for the above documents to make available the most complete and up-to date records possible for the enhancement of public safety, welfare and security of Society while recognizing the importance of individual privacy rights. If you fail to provide the Documents to us, we will charge you with the FBI and take our proper action against you for not proofing to us the legitimate of the fund you are about to receive.
The United States Department of Justice Order 556-73 establishes rules and regulations for the subject of an FBI Identification Record to obtain a copy of
his or her own Record for review. The FBI Criminal Justice Information Services (CJIS) Division processes these requests to check illegal activities in U.S.A.An individual may request a copy of his or her own FBI Identification Record for personal review or to challenge information on the Record. Other reasons an individual may request a copy of his or her own Identification Record may include international adoption or to satisfy a requirement to live or work in a foreign country or receive funds from another country, i.e.

Diplomatic Immunity Seal of Transfer, letter of good conduct, criminal history Background, etc.)
THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.
ROBERT MUELLER
Juha Paulavuo
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #361 on: 21.05.11, 18:25 »

Good Day,

My name is Allen Graves, a (SGT) in the U.S Army attached to Nato presently in Libya as a
combat instructor.

During one of our duty assignment, we stumbled on a dump site where many
arms and plenty cash in U.S. dollars and pounds where discovered in barrels at a farm house near one
of Col Muammar Gaddafi old palace in Libya during a rescue operation.

So I'm seeking your kind assistance to move this funds to you as far as I can be assured that my share
will be safe in your care until I complete my service here (LIBYA).Please respond for further
details.

Sincerly,
Allen Graves. (Sgt)


Juhana Suhonen
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #362 on: 23.05.11, 10:36 »

10 vuotta onnistuin välttelemään näitä kirjeitä, mutta nyt ne pirulaiset saivat osoitteen...  Tongue
No, toi on onneksi sellanen, josta olen luopumassa joka tapauksessa  Cool

Lähettäjä:   Hilary M. Weston Foundation (mrshilarym.westonfoundation@one.co.il)
Lähetetty:   21. toukokuuta 2011 8:02:15

Blessed request for you... Get back

Dear Belove,
 
I am Mrs. Hilary M. Weston,I've been hospitalized for three weeks. Recently,
my
Doctor told me that I have limited days to live due to the cancerous problems
I
am suffering from, though what bothers me most is the stroke that I have in
addition to the cancer, now I cannot walk or do anything myself.
 
I found your contact in the Internet database of web email account
directories,
taking into consideration your status and I consider you a perfect choice to
achieve a positive result in this project.
 
Can you engage yourself in charity work if I make the funds ($12,000,000
Million usd) available for you, if yes reply me for more details ,then you
know
more about me.
 
Sincerely,
 
Mrs Hilary M. Weston
CEO,
Hilary M. Weston Foundation
 
--------------------------------------
Please reply me via my personal E-mail: mrshilarym.weston@msn.com

Mielenkiintoista tuossa on, että lähetetty eri osoitteesta kuin mihin pyytää vastausta.
Juhana Suhonen
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #363 on: 23.05.11, 10:39 »

Ja toinen heti perään...

(BUSINESS PROPOSAL)

Lähettäjä:   MR.GREEN HERMAN (mr.greenherman89@yahoo.com)
Lähetetty:   21. toukokuuta 2011 21:10:12

Dear ,
   
   
It is my pleasure to establish a relationship, as well a business transaction with you, which I believed that will yield dividends in due.
Before I continue, let me introduce myself to you, I am Mr. Green Herman working with a Bank Central Asia, Indonesia.
   
   
In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of Five Million, Six Hundred Thousand Dollars ($5.6 MUSD) in an account that belongs to one of our late foreign customer. Hence from all indication and report, we could not trace back to his supposed next of kin of the said funds.
   
Several searches has been conducted to get in contact with any of his relatives who will stand as next of kin to the deceased customer but to no avail, thereby I decided to search for eligible citizen who will come up as the next of kin to the late customer.
   
   
So I need someone I can deal with on trust and that is why I contacted you, I want to present you as the next of kin of the deceased customer. If you accept, I would give you the guide lines and all information regarding on how we can achieve the transfer of the funds to your account as the next of kin. I have a 100% authentic means of transferring the money to you as the beneficiary.
   
My proposal is that after you receive the funds, It would be shared as follows, (1) 35% to you as commission for your co-operation and assistance in facilitating the transfer, while the remaining 65% belongs to me.
   
   
You will be free to take out your commission immediately after the money hits your country. Since my objective is to invest the money in your country, it would be appreciated if you could also help me with advices and direction on investing into profitable/lucrative ventures in your country like real estate properties and stock markets for an additional 5%.
   
As long as you will reassure me of your sincerity to received this under your care until i arrive in your country.
   
Please do consider my proposal and get back to me if you are interested, I will give you more information upon your responses to personal mailbox;greenherman4@ibibo.com
     Best Regards
   
      Mr.Green Herman
Jaakko Männistö
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #364 on: 04.06.11, 06:35 »

  Mulle näitä on alkanut tulla lähes päivittäin,lienee s-postin vaihto paikallaan? Tuo otsake on hauska  laugh
  Asianosaisten vaatimukset.

Haluamme infrom teille, että sähköpostiosoite on voittanut € 500,000,00 viisisataatuhatta euroa Avartti edistäminen 1, kesäkuu 2011 väite palkinto palkinto yhteyttä toimistollemme.

CASINO TMI TOIMISTO.
Mr.Josehp Donk
Puh: +34-698-627-812
E-mail: infodonk@rocketmail.com

Ref Nr: 456-58
Lippujen Nr: BE20-13-32-84
Erä Nr: 19-26-37-45-50-2-7

Kaikki voitot on lunastettava viimeistään 30, Kesäkuu.2011

Onnittelu
Mr.Pereyra Mellor

There are no atheists in dropping airplane.
Hannu Niemi
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #365 on: 04.06.11, 09:03 »

Please reply me via my personal E-mail: mrshilarym.weston@msn.com

Mielenkiintoista tuossa on, että lähetetty eri osoitteesta kuin mihin pyytää vastausta.

Ei kai spämmeri halua kaikkia virheellisten osoitteiden ja täysien mailboksien vastauksia omaan postiinsa... Wink Olen aina silloin tällöin ollut se, jonka nimissä postia on lähetetty... Sad

hannu

Ei tervekätinen mies moottoria kaipaa, vaimitenseoli Wink
Juha Paulavuo
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Date Registered: 14.06.04

Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #366 on: 08.07.11, 14:50 »

VIEW ATTACHED FILE


FBI MAIL.html

   
FBI Headquarters in Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
     
     REF: US/28028/8A28/11

ATTN: RECIPIENT

This is to officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an investigation with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you legally won the sum of $800,000.00 USD. from a Lottery Company outside the United States of America. During our investigation we discovered that your e-mail won the money from an Online Balloting System and we have authorized this winning to be paid to you via a Certified Cashier's Check.

Normally, it will take up to 10 business days for an International Check to be cashed by your local banks. We have successfully notified this company on your behalf that funds are to be drawn from a registered bank within the United States of America so as to enable you cash the check instantly without any delay, henceforth the stated amount of $800,000.00 USD. has been deposited with Bank Of America.

We have completed this investigation and you are hereby approved to receive the winning prize as we have verified the entire transaction to be Safe and 100% risk free, due to the fact that the funds have been deposited at Bank Of America you will be required to settle the following bills directly to the Lottery Agent in-charge of this transaction whom is located in Lagos, Nigeria. According to our discoveries, you were required to pay for the following -

    * Deposit Fee's (Fee’s paid by the company for the deposit into an American Bank which is - Bank of America)
    * Cashier's Check Conversion Fee (Fee for converting the Wire Transfer payment into a Certified Cashier's Check)

The total amount for everything is $250.00 (Two Hundred and Fifty USD.) We have tried our possible best to indicate that this $250.00 should be deducted from your winning prize but we found out that the funds have already been deposited at Bank Of America and cannot be accessed by anyone except the legal owner (you), the winner; therefore you will be required to pay the required fee's to the Agent in-charge of this transaction via Western Union Money Transfer Or Money Gram.

In order to proceed with this transaction, you will be required to contact the agent in-charge (Daniel Bode) via e-mail. Kindly look below to find appropriate contact information:

CONTACT AGENT NAME:     Daniel Bode

E-MAIL ADDRESS:                 bodewills001@live.com

You will be required to e-mail him with the following information:
FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER:

You will also be required to request Western Union details on how to send the required $250.00 in order to immediately ship your prize of $800,000.00 USD via Certified Cashier's Check drawn from Bank of America, also a Reference Code will be sent to your Phone Number by the FBI for Beneficiary's confirmation purpose. Please endeavour to make the code private and confidential for which your funds remain void without providing the Confirmation code sent to you by FBI.

This letter will serve as proof that the Federal Bureau Of Investigation is authorizing you to pay the required $250.00 ONLY to Mr. Daniel Bode via information in which he shall send to you, if you do not receive your winning prize of $800,000.00 we shall be held responsible for the loss and this shall invite a penalty of $3,000 which will be made PAYABLE ONLY to you (The Winner).

Please find below an authorized signature which has been signed by the FBI Director – Robert Mueller

 
   NSB Seal
ROBERT MUELLER
Director – FBI.
   NSB SEAL ABOVE

 
NOTE: In order to ensure rapid response for the Fund won, contact Mr. Daniel Bode as soon as possible providing the required information needed from you above
     
Pekka Holopainen
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #367 on: 28.08.11, 06:42 »

Ei näitä paljon ole tullut, mutta eilen kolahti laatikkoon yksi tällainen:

Lähettäjä:    "Western Union Payment Centre" <enxuto02@enxuto.com.br>    lauantai - 27 elokuu, 2011 16:31
Jakelu:    wumtaccess001@gmail.com
Aihe:    *Western Union Payment Notice*
Viestin liitteet:    Mime.822 (3503 tavua)    [Näytä] [Tallenna nimellä]
WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER MALAYSIAN PAY-OUT CENTER

Attention Beneficiary,
The United Nations (UN) has taken over your Inheritance/Prize Winning payment. Your funds was withdrawn by UN on your behalf and your Inheritance/Winning payment was paid out to the United Nations Organization, and they have succeeded in depositing your funds with the Western Union to take full responsibility in the
transfer process of your funds. Provide us with your Name, Address, Age and Phone Number before receiving the MTCN for the first installment and we will email you others after 24 hours of receiving each payment.
E-mail Dr. Lee Yung at:  wumtaccess001@gmail.com
+60104676362
Miss. Amber El-Amin
For: Western Union Payment Service Malaysia

 Grin

"Olen eri mieltä kanssasi, mutta taistelen loppuun asti oikeudestasi olla toista mieltä" - Voltaire
Juha Paulavuo
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Date Registered: 14.06.04

Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #368 on: 16.09.11, 18:47 »

HAPPY GOOGLE ANNIVERSARY.
 
On the 4th of September 1998, Google was incorporated as a privately held company.
Google Corporation is one company that earns its profit mainly from advertising using
their very own Google search engine, Gmail, Gala, Sify, e-mail service Google Maps,
Google Apps, Orkut social networking and You Tube video sharing, which are all offered
to the public for free.
 
We wish to congratulate you once again, for being selected as a winner in the ongoing
Happy Google Anniversary Promotion. Hence we do believe with your prize, you will
continue to be active in your patronage to Google.
 
A winning cheque will be issued in your name by Google Promotion Award Team, you have
therefore won the entire sum of of $1,000,000.00 (One Million United State Dollars) and
also a certificate of claim price will be sent alongside your Bank Draft.
 
Contact Claims Office:
Google Promotion Board
Mr Grahams Benfield

Email: googleanniversary@msn.com
 
Do e-mail the Claims office at once with the Verification and Funds release form below
for validation of your prize and to avoid unnecessary delay.
 
FILL THE VERIFICATION AND FUNDS RELEASE FORM.

1.Full Names:
2.Full Address:
3.Marital Status:
4.Occupation/Position:
5.Sex:
6.Age:
7.Nationality:
8.Country Of Residence:
9.Telephone Number:
10.Ever won an online lottery?:
 
You are advised to contact the Claims Office with the following details Ticket Number:
00869575733664,Serial Number: BTD/8070447706/06 and Lucky Number: 12-12-23-35-40-41(12)
in all discussions.
 
For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential
till your claims are processed and your money transffered to you. This is part of our
precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by
some unscrupulous elements. Please be warned.
 
Congratulations from the Staffs & Members of Google Board Commission.
 
Dr. Alexander Lloyd.
Chairman of the Board and Chief Executive Officer.


                                    ©2011 Google Corporation.

Petteri Reponen
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #369 on: 05.10.11, 19:14 »

SMS lähettäjältä NOKIAWORLD:

"Congratulations!Your Mobile Number won you £450,000GBP in the NOKIAWORLDWIDE YEARLY PROMOTION Ref:Nk7766 Contact +447031747844 Email:NokiaWorldWide2@london.com"

Noksu yrittää ilmeisesti epätoivoisesti saada mut takaisin käyttäjäkseen...  Wink  Grin
Juha Paulavuo
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Date Registered: 14.06.04

Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #370 on: 09.10.11, 15:50 »

Attn:
 
My name is David Freeman, I am an External Financial Auditor; I was invited by the United
Nation Financial Committee (UNFC) to Audit Helima Security Storage company in Baghdad (IRAQ).

During my investigation I discovered that in 2004, two US soldiers from the 3rd Infantry
Division deposited a box from an unknown Top Saddam Husseins aide with the company during the
war. Both soldiers died in an acting service, since then no one has come forward for the box.

This Box contains $13.2 million USD (Thirteen Million, Two Hundred Thousand United State
Dollars). Kindly click on this web link for more details http://www.lrb.co.uk/v27/n13/ed-harriman/where
-has-all-the-money-gone
 
Due to my position in the investigation, I was able to track down the deposit made by the dead
soldiers to an Affiliate Security Firm in Switzerland and the content inside the box was not
decleared to the Security Firm as the content were declared to be a family treasure kept for
security reasons. Right now as I speak, the box of money can be delivered to any designation
of your choice.

As a UNFC Audit agent and been a staff of the World Bank, I cannot lay Claim to this Box but I
can instruct that the box be delivered to you as the original depositor/owner intended by
providing you the necessary information's and document needed for claims. I will give you more details and what to do if you are interested in my proposal, I am ready
to go 50/50 Sharing ratio with you on the receipt of your consent. Anxiously anticipating your rompt and affirmative response through this email: dhsecurity@blumail.org
 
Yours sincerely,
David Freeman
External Auditor (UNFC)


Juha-Matti Hakala
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #371 on: 27.10.11, 19:02 »


Lee Wulff is my co-pilot
Tero Lahtinen
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Date Registered: 29.11.09

Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #372 on: 29.10.11, 10:08 »

Ihmettelinkin että mikä on ansaintalogiikka näissä työpaikkailmoituksissa. Nyt selvisi, rahanpesu.


Sitttenhän ilmoitus pitää paikkansa oikein hyvin, työkaverit ovat enemmän perheenjäseniä kuin kollegoita.  Ainoa mikä jää mainitsematta on, että kyse on mafia-perheestä...  Grin
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WWW
Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #373 on: 01.11.11, 08:47 »

FROM THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI)

Special Agent in Charge
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Intelligence Field Unit
El Paso Federal Justice Center
660 South Mesa Hills Drive
El Paso, TX 79912 USA
 
URGENT ATTENTION
 
I am special agent Mark A. Morgan, from the Intelligence Unit of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI). We just intercepted/confiscated one (1) Trunk Box at the Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport Texas. We are on the verge of moving this consignment to the bureau headquarters. However, we scanned the said box and found out that it contained a total of USD$1.5M. Investigation carried out on the Diplomat who accompanied this box into the United States, revealed that he was to make the delivery of the fund to your residence, as these fund are entitled to you, been Contract/Inheritance over due payments. The funds were from the office of the Dr. (Mrs.) Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Minister of Finance, Federal Republic of Nigeria.
 
Furthermore, after cross checking all the information we found in the box backing you up as the beneficiary of the funds, it became known to us that one of the documents is missing. This document is very important and until we get the document, the box will be temporarily confiscated pending when you will provide it. The much needed document is the Diplomatic Immunity Seal of Delivery Certificate (DISDC). This document will protect you from going against the US Patriot Act Section 314a and Section 314b. This delivery will be tagged A Diplomatic Transit Payment (D.T.P) once you get the document.
 
You are therefore required to get back to me on this email (markamorgan1@blumail.org) within 72 hours so that I will guide you on how to get the much needed document. Failure to comply with this directive may lead to the permanent confiscation of the funds and possible arrest. We may also get the Financial Action Task Force on Money Laundering (FATF) involved if do not follow our instructions. You are also advised not to get in contact with any Bank in Africa, Europe or any other institution, as your fund are here now in the United States of America.
 
Agent Mark A. Morgan
Special Agent in Charge
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Intelligence Field Unit
El Paso Federal Justice Center
660 South Mesa Hills Drive
El Paso, TX 79912 USA
Phone: 915-400-4143

Tommi Borg
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #374 on: 07.11.11, 14:10 »

Oli niin hauska lähestyminen ja liittyy hiukan lentämiseen, että pitää jakaa muillekin:


"Tervehdys,
Tiedän tulet hämmästymään saada tällainen tarjous tuntematon henkilökunta, mutta haluan teidän tietävän, että olen päättänyt ottaa sinuun yhteyttä seurauksena luottamus. Nimeni on tohtori Gerald Humfrey, olen Branch Audit Manager Credit Suisse Bank, One Cabot Square London E14 4QJ Iso-Britannia. Tämä on tarjous valtavasti hyötyä meille molemmille ja haluaisin teitä hyväksymään tämän tarjouksen uskoen ja luottaen. Koska tarkastuksen johtaja pankki, huomasin valtavan summan rahaa meidän viimeisenä pankkipäivänä koe mikä on noin kuusitoista miljoonaa viisisataatuhatta Englannin punta (GBP 16,5) ja tiliksi joka kuuluu meidän näkyvä asiakkaan Late Mr. Moises Saba Masri Meksikon Miljardööri joka vahingossa menetti henkensä lento-onnettomuudessa vaimonsa ja ainoa poikansa muutamia vuosia sitten. Me johtajat tämän pankin pyrkineet löytämään mitään sukulaisten tämän kuolleen miehen perintö hänen vaurautta mutta turhaan ja sillä ei ole mitään moraalista perustetta Credit Suisse pankki periä tämän rahaston, olen pyytäminen teidän kumppanuutta ja suostumuksen jotta voin esittää nimesi minun pankin todellinen edunsaaja rahasto

Tämä on tilaisuus, joka tulee kerran elämässä aikaa ja haluan meidän tehdä omaisuuksia ulos tästä loistavan tilaisuuden, joka on syy miksi etsin lupaasi tekemään yhteistyötä kanssani niin, että tämä rahasto voidaan vapauttaa teille hyötyä meille molemmille. Haluan teidän tietävän, että olen tehnyt asianmukaisesta järjestämisestä, joka vahvistaa, että olet todellakin liittyy kuolleen miehen niin Tarvitsen sinulta viimeistellä järjestely on ymmärrystä ja yhteistyötä. Tästä syystä sinun täytyy lähettää yhteystietosi minulle heti, jos olet kiinnostunut tästä paljon, jotta voin välittää tietoa pankille rahalähetys-osaston Next of Kin, joka on perivät tämän rahaston. Vakuutan teille, että koko prosessi on niin helppo ja kiinnostuksesi on suojattu. Tulet kompensoidaan 50% rahoista heti päätämme siirtää rahastoon sinulle joten jos olet kiinnostunut Haluan voit lähettää tietoja minulle heti seuraavalla.

- Koko nimesi
- Sinun yhteyshenkilön osoite
- Henkilökohtainen Mobile Number
- Työsi
- Ikäsi

Sinun kiireellinen vastaus on erittäin tarpeen, koska meillä ei ole riittävästi aikaa suorittaa tämä kauppa joten haluan, että teet kiinnostusta tunnetaan minulle vastaamalla tähän viestiin teidän täydelliset tiedot kuten edellä todettiin. Lopuksi haluan tuoda sinun huomata, että tämä kauppa vaatii luottamuksellisuutta joten kannattaa pitää tämä juttu itsesi turvallisuuden tarkoitukseen.

Terveisin
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #375 on: 17.11.11, 07:03 »

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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #376 on: 25.11.11, 17:10 »

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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #377 on: 27.01.12, 18:20 »

Hello,

Olen Jian Chuanli, sijoituspäällikkö työskennellyt tunnettujen pankkienHongkongissa. Olen sinuun yhteyttä suhteen liiketoimen Haluan meidänsuorittaa, se on suhteessa tiliksi joka merkitsee yksitoista miljoonaa viisisataatuhatta dollaria kuuluvat edesmenneelle asiakkaalle.

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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #378 on: 27.01.12, 18:54 »

Hienoa kun ihan tosta vaan tarjotaan töitä suoraan spostiin:

 
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #379 on: 27.01.12, 18:58 »

http://www.iltalehti.fi/uutiset/2012012515123911_uu.shtml

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