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Tuomas Kuosmanen
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #40 on: 07.01.05, 09:55 »

Tällä "alalla" toimiville toki on tästä hyötyä:

http://www.xach.com/scammer-name/

Smiley

Kannattaa kanssa lukea http://www.xach.com/togo/ jonka ennenkin linkitin tänne mutta jaksaa silti naurattaa..

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Esa Lehtismäki
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #41 on: 07.01.05, 19:26 »

Hienoja skämmerinimiä Grin Oikeastikin minua on näissä merkeissä lähestynyt mm. herra Eme Kalu. Jos englantilaiseen tapaan sanan alussa oleva 'E' ääntyy iinä, niin siinäpä kuvaava nimi herran ammattiin nähden Grin

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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #42 on: 08.01.05, 11:08 »

I do not intend to take your time unduly as this is
not a financial plea.I am the son to the late
foreign affairs minister of the Federal Republic
Of Zaire, Dr. Pinga Kasenda.

I am moved to write you this letter considering my
present circumstance(to be disclosed in detail),
as I managed to escape to the Netherlands, in Europe
for safety, while my mother and two sisters escaped
to Abidjan, Cote Devoire to settle.

I chose to escape to the Netherlands to carry out the
transfer of a deposited sum($14.5million)in a finance institution,
made by my late father,before his death.
On presenting the relevant documents, as the sole
beneficiary,I was refused the claim base on age and not
having a valid account to transfer this sum to.

Hence,I am soliciting your assistance ONLY to provide an
outstanding account for this transfer.
Note;you will not be required to make any payment of
any form as I and my mother have reserved a good amount for the
miscellaneous expense(s) that might be involved.Ofcourse,you will
be compensated on successful completion of this transaction.

Please,keep confidential as I am presently in the refugee camp in
the Netherlands,with routine restriction on my movement.
I can easily be contacted for details/documents at; wanny20@post.com.

Thanks in anticipation.
Wanami Kasenda

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motojuzzi
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #43 on: 08.01.05, 11:13 »

Lähettäkääpä piruuttanne noille takaisin joku "olet juuri voittanut nettilotossa, johon et koskaan ole osallistunut, kolmetuhattaa miljoonaa biljoonaa. Lähetä meille vain muutama satanen, jotta voimme tehdä siirron" viesti, joita luultavasti myös on teille tullu..
Martti Kujansuu
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #44 on: 08.01.05, 17:36 »


Omalla nimellä tuli tämmöinen, sopii hyvin harrastukseen   Grin

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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #45 on: 13.01.05, 19:56 »

Tätä samaa stooria....  Tongue   Blah... kai tuonkin joku uskoo sitten. Huvittavinta tuo samalla sukunimellä etsiminen.... Grin yeah right.

Dear ,

I am Harry Offor and branch manager with Prudent Bank Plc.This email follows my discovery of an account that was last operated on 28th June,1996 with a balance of US$18.5 million. By provisions of operational banking rules and guidelines, an account that is not operated for straight 10 years ceases to exist as it will be forfeited to the federal treasury.

Since the 10 years deadline is just few months away I ecided to see the account owner and draw his attention to this important banking provision.To this end I called at the residential address he provided, where I met a completely burnt down house. People I asked confirmed he lived in
that house and was burnt to death with his entire family on 30th June, 1996 in a fire that started with cooking gas explosion.

Careful study of his banking records show that he did not fill in details of next of kin in portions provided. This presents a rare opportunity as any name I fill in as next of kin becomes beneficiary of this money.I therefore decided to search for someone with same last name as his for the purpose of processing for fund release and remittance.Through searches I came accross your name which I intend applying as the next of kin for our mutual benefit.Processing for release and remittance into your account will follow
as soon as I receive your consent.

For your assistance and support in this regard I am willing to offer you
50% of what is left after our costs are deducted.Please direct your reply
to offorh@zwallet.com with the following information:
(1.) Telephone/fax numbers
(2.) Address
(3.) Bank name and address
(4.) Account namr and number
(5.) Occupation/position
(6.) Age

Kind regards.

Harry Offor
« Last Edit: 13.01.05, 19:57 by Tatu Kantomaa »

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Esa Lehtismäki
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #46 on: 14.01.05, 03:46 »

Mulle ne tulee tässä muodossa, ihan omaan kansioonsa Grin :

From: "Mrs.Erick" <ugo99@latinmail.com>
To: <info@******.com>
Subject: <***SPAM***>--- Confirm Receipt.ASAP

Roskapostin torjuntaohjelma järjestelmässä "mail.*****.com" on tunnistanut tämän viestin spamiksi. Alkuperäinen viesti on raportin liitteenä. Jos viesti kuitenkin on aiheellinen, läheta viesti liitteineen postipalvelimen ylläpitäjälle postmaster@****.com ja jos kieli on muu kuin suomi tai englanti, liitä mukaan lyhyt selostus miksi se ei ole spammia.

Sisällön esikatselu:  Direct Tel.:+882-164-6655121 Direct
  Tel.:+871-762-535915 Direct Fax: +871-762-535916 Corporate
  Tel.:+27-839494291 mrsmary25@latinmail.com Dear, I am Dr. M. Tutu, a
  native of Cape Town in South Africa and I am an Executive Accountant
  with the South Africa Department of Mining & Natural Resources. First
  and foremost, I apologized using this medium to reach you for a
  transaction/business of this magnitude, but this is due to
  Confidentiality and prompt access reposed on this medium. Be informed
  that a member of the South Africa Export Promotion Council (SEPC) who
  was at the Government delegation to your country during a trade
  exhibition gave your enviable credentials/particulars to me. I have
  decided to seek a confidential co-operation with you in the execution
  of the deal described hereunder for the benefit of all parties and hope
  you will keep it as a top secret because of the nature of this
  transaction. [...]

Sisällön analyysi:   (10.7 pistettä, raja on 5.0)
pst sääntö
--- ---------------------------------------------------------------
 1.0 FROM_ENDS_IN_NUMS      From: ends in numbers
 1.3 OFFSHORE_SCAM          BODY: Off Shore Scams
 0.0 BAYES_50               BODY: Bayesian spam probability is 50 to 56%
                            [score: 0.5067]
 3.0 MSGID_FROM_MTA_SHORT   Message-Id was added by a relay
 0.7 NIGERIAN_BODY2         Message body looks like a Nigerian spam message 2+
 2.0 NIGERIAN_BODY1         Message body looks like a Nigerian spam message 1+
 2.7 NIGERIAN_BODY_GOVT_3   Message body has many indications of Nigerian scam

Ilkka Mäkelä
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #47 on: 14.01.05, 15:57 »

Onko tämä todella nigerialainen anti-crime-saitti vai mahdollisesti uusi nigerialaishuijaus???

http://www.efccnigeria.org/


alepeura
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #48 on: 01.02.05, 20:21 »

Noniin, kyllähän sitä jo vähän odoteltiin, mutta sain kuin sainkin iki oman "nigerialiskirjeeni". Rupesi olemaankin jo tylsää, nyt saa leikkiä Cheesy
Jussi Rantala
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #49 on: 02.02.05, 15:26 »

Kylläpä taas lykästi:


Dear Friend,

I humbly crave your indulgence in sending you this
email and should it not meet your business or personal
ethics, please accept my apologies in advance. My name
is Kaman Jeff Green , a Solicitor and Advocate, the
personal attorney to late Mr. Neil Frazer (Germany). I
am writing this letter to solicit for your support and
assistance to carry out a project concerning my late
client , an oil magnet and philanthropist who died on
the 14th of June 2002 in the China Hospital after
being involved in a fatal car crash which also claimed
the life of his wife and two sons. Lying in his
inactive account of security companies is the sum of
$21,000,000.00 Twenty-One Million United States
Dollars.
Ever since he died the bank has placed a stop on all
transactions on this account pending when his next of
kin would come forward for necessary actions,
identification and collection. Unfortunately from my
investigations and confirmations  I have made several
enquiries with his country's embassies to locate any
of my clients extended relatives: This has proved
unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful
attempts, I decided to contact you with this business
partnership proposal. I have contacted you to assist
in repatriating a huge amount of money left behind by
my client before they get confiscated or declared
unserviceable by the Finance/Security Company where
this huge deposit was lodged. The deceased had a
deposit valued presently at $21million US Dollars and
the Company has issued me a notice to provide his next
of kin or Beneficiary by Will otherwise have the
account confiscated within the next thirty official
working days.
Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the
relatives for over 2 Years now, I seek your consent to
present you as the next of kin / Will Beneficiary to
the deceased so that the proceeds of this account
valued at $21 Million US dollars can be paid to you.
This will be disbursed or shared in these percentages,
60% to me and 40% to you. I have all necessary legal
documents that can be used to back up any claim we may
make. All I require is your honest Co-operation,
Confidentiality and Trust to enable us see this
transaction through.
I guarantee you that this will be executed under a
legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any
breach of the law. Please get in touch with me
urgently by E-mail: Presently, I am presently in
Germnay.
Please, provide me the following:
1. Full Name
2. Your Telephone Number and Fax Number
3. Your Contact Address.
Your urgent response will be highly anticipated and
appreciated.

Thanks and regards,

KAMAN J. GREEN.
DISCLAIMER: This message contains confidential
information and is intended only for specified
addressee. If you are not the named addressee you
should not disseminate, distribute or copy this
e-mail. The sender therefore does not accept liability
for any errors or omissions in the contents of this
message, which arise as a result of e-mail
transmission. Please note that we reserve the right to
monitor and read any emails sent and received by the
Kaman J.Green the Telecommunications (Lawful Business
Practice) (Interception of Communications) Regulations
2000.
alepeura
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #50 on: 03.02.05, 19:33 »

Kyllä nuo ainakin vaivaa näkevät nuo tyypit.




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Jussi Rantala
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #51 on: 10.02.05, 15:42 »

Kaikki siirtyy nykyään Kiinaan  Tongue - niin myös tämä huijausbisnes:

From: ext lipeng [mailto:lipeng@faithmail.com]
Sent: Thursday, February 10, 2005 05:19
To: unlisted-recipients
Subject: GOOD NEWS



HELLO,

My name is Li Peng , native of Chengdu City, Sichuan Province.,
Chairman of the Standing Committee of 9th National People's Congress (NPC); Standing Committee member of the Political Bureau of 15th CPC Central Committee

I was the Chinese premier after 1987from 1979 to 1987.
The Son of a revolutionary martyr, I acquired my higher education in the former Soviet Union. Renowned as an electricity specialist, I have been ranking officials with a technical background in New China.

 I was born in October, 1928 in the city of Chengdu in Southwest China's Sichuan Province. I  joined the CPC in November, 1945.

During my  regime as Chairman of the Standing Committee of 9th National People's Congress (NPC) I  realized some reasonable amount of money from various deals that we successfully executed. I have plans to invest this money for my children’s future on real estate and industrial production.

I secretly siphoned the sum of $30,000,000 million USD (Thirty million United states dollars) out of CHINA and deposited the money with a security firm that transports valuable goods and consignments through diplomatic means.

I am contacting you because I want you to deal with the security company and claim the money on my behalf since I have declared that the consignment belong to
my foreign business partner. You shall also be required to assist me and my Family in investment in your country. I hope to trust you as a God fearing person who will not sit on this money when you claim it, rather assist me properly, I expect you to declare what percentage of
the total money you will take for your assistance. When I receive your positive response I will let you know where the security company is and the payment pin code to claim the money which is very important. What we need is to indicate your interest that you will
assist me in receiving the money on my  behalf in Europe. For this, you shall be considered to be the beneficiary of the money. The project in brief, is that the funds with which we intend to carry out our proposed investments in your country, is presently in
the custody of a Diplomatic Courier Services Company in Europe .I cannot do this my because I do not have any relatives living outside china  and moreover  I do not want the government of my Country to know about the  money because they will believe I got the money from my  office  while I was still in office as the chairman .Once you confirm the receipt of the money ,I will come over with my Children to your Country or any
Country in Europe to start a new life with my Family. As soon as payment is effected, and the amount mentioned above is successfully transferred into your
account,I intend to use my  own share in acquiring some estates abroad. For this too you shall also be my  overseas manager of all our properties and you will be paid based on a certain percentage agreed on by both parties.

For now, let all our communication  be by e-mail.

Best Regards,

LI PENG.



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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #52 on: 07.03.05, 10:12 »

Mun mielestä tää on aika hauska, tuli meidän firman sisäisellä postilistalla, kaverin nimi on Jim Walters.

-----Original Message-----
Sent: 11 January 2005 15:13
Subject: FW: Thanks


Hi all,

Thought you'd all like to know the truth about Mr Walters!!

Regards
Carl

-----Original Message-----
From: owele [mailto:owele@owele.com]
Sent: 11 January 2005 14:46
To: owele@owele.com
Subject: Thanks

Barrister. Owele Owele
30 Odo street Obalende,
Lagos Nigeria.
Hello,
I am Barrister Owele Owele an attorney to late JIM WALTERS an Immigrant, who was a business man/contractor in Nigeria with the MINISTRY OF RAILWAY CO-OPERATION (MRC) Here in after shall be referred to as my client. On the 30th of march 2002, my client, his wife and their three children died in a car accident here in Nigeria. Since then i have been managing his properties, and a contract which he implimented for MRC. Which i monitored the payment as his attorney. Now the money for the contract has been deposited into his account in Nigeria. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by his bank. Particularly, the bank has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confisicated within a short time. The deceased has an account valued at (7)Seven million dollars. Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over 7 months now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased, so that the proceeds of this account valued at (7) Seven million dollars can be paid to you and then you, I and his accountant officer can share the money. 50% to me and 20% for you and 20% for him, his account officer while 10% will be for expences that might arise. I have all necessary informations that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction. Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country. Best regards, Barrister Owele Owele

--------------------------------

From: Walters, Jim

Please to be sending me your bank accounts of finest importance that I might send the Seven million dollars forthwith.

Muchly thankings and RESPECT !!!
Contractor Jim

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Antti Havukainen
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #53 on: 09.04.05, 11:58 »

Tämä nyt ei suoranaisesti liity näihin hauskoihin nigerialaiskirjeisiin, mutta kuitenkin oli pakko nostaa tämä ketju ylös, kun itse voitin juuri äsken karibianristeilyn Grin:


Harmi vaan kun en soittanut tuonne kolmen minuutin kuluessa, joten jäi voitto saamatta. Ei tosin yllättäen harmita yhtään Grin.
kiza
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #54 on: 09.04.05, 12:01 »

Olen kerran soittanut tuommoisen ilmestyessä, joku Jeremy vastas  Grin Grin Puuttui vain luottokortti, niin olisin saanut "ruhtinaallisesti" palkintoja Grin
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #55 on: 11.04.05, 20:57 »

Tämä nyt ei suoranaisesti liity näihin hauskoihin nigerialaiskirjeisiin, mutta kuitenkin oli pakko nostaa tämä ketju ylös, kun itse voitin juuri äsken karibianristeilyn Grin:


Harmi vaan kun en soittanut tuonne kolmen minuutin kuluessa, joten jäi voitto saamatta. Ei tosin yllättäen harmita yhtään Grin.


Joo, tästähän on olemassa se "all operators standing by" tjsp. -versio. Jos et ehdi soittaa, paina refreshiä.... Cool

Juha S.

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Jufernaut
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #56 on: 19.05.05, 03:23 »

Maailmalla tuntuu kovasti olevan rahaa tarjolla:

Ekaterina Stojiljkovic <rina_stoj@caramail.com>
Reply-To :  rina_stoj@mail2yugoslavia.com

Hello,

I am Mrs.Ekaterina Stojiljkovic.I need your help.Pls Do not be angry that i
write to you like this.I am desperate for my family. I am the widow of Vlajko
Stojiljkovic the former serbian interior minister.My  husband commit suicide
after much persecutions from political enemies. I have just  received
information that my husband left to me and in this message he tells me that
before his death, he kept some money in a safe place in case we have to leave
Bosnia, this money is a very big amount(over $20 M) this is why I need your help
to claim this money.You will be well rewarded.Please take this serious as I can
prove everything i say if you just give me a chance.
 
Ekaterina

Pls check this links to know more.
http://www.icdsm.com/more/vlajko2-i.htm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/europe/newsid_1924000/1924495.stm


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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #57 on: 19.05.05, 07:59 »

Joo, tästähän on olemassa se "all operators standing by" tjsp. -versio. Jos et ehdi soittaa, paina refreshiä.... Cool

Juha S.

ja jos vierailet samalla sivustolla useammin niin sama mainos yllättäen pompsahtaa esiin uudestaan.

Itse en kyllä noihin menisi soittelemaan...

Jani

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Mckeke83
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #58 on: 19.05.05, 09:01 »

"Nigerialaisille" samalla mitalla takaisin. Tongue Smiley Tiedä sitten tarinan paikkansa pitävyyttä.. Undecided

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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #59 on: 19.05.05, 09:24 »

ja jos vierailet samalla sivustolla useammin niin sama mainos yllättäen pompsahtaa esiin uudestaan.

Itse en kyllä noihin menisi soittelemaan...

Jani

Mulle on tullut varmaan 5 kertaa peräkkäin samalta sivulta Wink. Aika onnekas poika olen.

Mä vaan oon täsä.
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