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Jani Luoto
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #60 on: 19.05.05, 14:15 »

Mulle tuli juuri oikein ranskaksi joku ketjukirje by nigeria:

maliwe chungu


Côte d'ivoire
Abidjan
Afrique occidentale

Je souhaite demander pour votre aide dans l'exécution d'une
transaction financière. Je souhaite investir dans la fabrication et
la gestion de biens immobiliers dans votre pays.

J'ai dix sept million cinq cents mille dollars
américains(17,500,000$USA) que je voudrais investir dans la
transaction et vous en contre partie de votre aide en recevant les
fonds
sur votre compte dans votre pays. Je vous donnerai
généreusement 15% de toute la somme pour votre aide. veuillez s'il vous
plait me contacter immédiatement sur mon adresse privée
Emailmaliwechungu50@yahoo.com
davantage d'explication.

En attendant votre réponse immédiates

que Dieu vous benisses

chungu



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Ilkka Mäkelä
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #61 on: 19.05.05, 15:01 »

Jaa että ranskaksikin. Kas kun ei suomeksi sentään.

Norsunluurannikoltako tuo nyt on. Ja Jumalan siunausta toivotetaan lopuksi.
Ei kuitenkaan selitetä mistä ne 17,5 milj taalaa ovat peräisin. Sen tiedon saisi näköjään sähköpostitse.

Muistakaa mennä halpaan.

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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #62 on: 20.05.05, 06:33 »

Attn:

Dear,

I am Mr Tony Adams and I represent Mr Mikhail Khordokovsky the former C.E.O
of Yukos Oil Company in Russia. I have a very sensitive and confidential
brief from this top (oligarch) to ask for your partnership in re-profiling
funds over US$50 million to your account. I will give you the details, but
in summary, the funds are coming via a prime Bank in United.Kingdom Please
Note that this is a legitimate transaction. You will be paid 5% for your
management fees and another 10% for your assistance.

If you are interested, please write back by email: (tonyadams606@yahoo.co.uk)and
provide me with your confidential telephone number, fax number and email
address and I will provide further details and instructions as we proceed.Your
response is highly needed so asto stop further contact.
 
All correspondence must be by my private e-mail(tonyadams606@yahoo.co.uk)to
secure privacy. Please keep this matter confidential because we can?t afford
more political problems.
Finally, please note that this must be concluded within two weeks. Please
write back promptly.
Please you can visit this website for a complete report on this incidence.

(http://newsfromrussia.com/main/2003/11/13/51215.html )
Write me back. I look forward to it.
 
Regards

Mr Tony Adams.
motojuzzi
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #63 on: 20.05.05, 14:34 »

Miksiköhän kaikilla noilla lakimiehillä on mailiosoite yahoon kautta..  Roll Eyes Kuullostaa aika uskottavalta.
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #64 on: 20.05.05, 17:13 »

Miksiköhän kaikilla noilla lakimiehillä on mailiosoite yahoon kautta..  Roll Eyes Kuullostaa aika uskottavalta.

tai hotmailin kautta Tongue

Itse sain ensimmäisen tuollaisen mailin joskus 4 vuotta sitten. Aluksi ihmettelin että mikä tämä vitsi on. Onneksi ei tullut vastailtua.

Onhan näitä kirjehuijareita itseäkin huijattu NYT liitteen mukaan. Saavat maistaa omaa lääkettään.

Jani

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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #65 on: 07.06.05, 08:12 »

Jaksaako joku ihan oikeasti lukea tällaista ilman kappalejakoa olevaa capsit päällä kirjoitettua tekstiä, jossa on kirjoitusvirheitä vaikka kuinka paljon:


FROM THE DESK OF MR.IFY OSAK
WEMA BANK PLC

Dear Sir/ Madam
I AM MR.IFY OSAK MANAGER, BILLS AND EXCHANGE AT THE FOREIGN REMITTANCE
DEPARTMENT OF WEMA BANK PLC . I AM WRITING THIS LETTER TO ASK FOR YOUR
SUPPORT AND COOPERATION TO CARRY OUT THIS BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY IN MY DEPARTMENT WE DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF $15,000,000.00 (FIFTEEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY) IN AN ACCOUNT THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMERS ENGR STEVE MOORE WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY OF A WIFE AND TWO CHILDREN IN NOVEMBER 2000 IN A PLANE CRASH.SINCE WE HEARD OF HIS DEATH,WE HAVE BEEN XPECTING HIS NEXT-OF-KIN TO COME OVER AND PUT CLAIMS FOR HIS MONEY AS THE IR, BECAUSE WE CANNOT RELEASE THE FUND FROM HIS ACCOUNT UNLESS SOMEONE PLIES FOR CLAIM AS THE NEXT-OF-KIN TO THE DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR ANKING GUIDELINES. UNFORTUNATELY, NEITHER THEIR FAMILY MEMBER NOR DISTANT RELATIVE HAS EVER APPEARED TO CLAIM THE SAID FUND. UPON THIS DISCOVERY, I AVE DECIDED TO MAKE BUSINESS WITH YOU AND RELEASE THE TOTAL AMOUNT INTO YOUR CCOUNT AS THE HEIR OF THE FUND SINCE NO ONE CAME FOR IT OR DISCOVERED THE MAINTAINED ACCOUNT WITH OUR BANK, OTHERWISE THE FUND WILL BE RETURNED TO THE BANKS TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED FUND. I HAVE AGREED THAT OUR RATIO OF SHARING WILL BE AS STATED THUS; 30 % FOR YOU AS FOREIGN PARTNER,60 % FOR ME AND 10 % FOR THE SETTLEMENT OF ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENCES INCURRED BY YOU AND ME DURING THE COURSE OF THIS BUSINESS. UPON THE SUCCESSFUL COMPLETION OF THIS TRANSFER, I WILL COME TO YOUR COUNTRY AND MIND MY SHARE. IT IS FROM THE 60 % I INTEND TO IMPORT AGRICULTURAL MACHINERIES INTO MY COUNTRY AS A WAY OF RECYCLING THE FUND. TO COMMENCE THIS TRANSACTION,I REQUIRE YOU TO IMMEDIATELY INDICATE YOUR INTEREST BY A RETURN E-MAIL AND ENCLOSE YOUR PRIVATE CONTACT TELEPHONE NUMBER, FAX NUMBER FULL NAME AND ADDRESS AND YOUR DESIGNATED BANK COORDINATES TO LE ME FILE LETTER OF CLAIM TO THE APPROPRIATE DEPARTMENTS FOR NECESSARY PPROVALS BEFORE THE TRANSFERCAN BE MADE NOTE ; THIS TRANSACTION MUST BE KEPT STRICTLY CONFIDENTIALBECAUSE OF ITS NATURE. I LOOK FORWARD TO RECEIVING YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE. GET BACK TO ME ON ANY OF THIS EMAIL ADDRESSES , PLEASE YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IS HIGLY REQUIRED AS THIS TRANSACTION NEEDS AN UTMOSTONFIDENTIALITY.

REGARDS,

MR.IFY OSAK

WEMA BANK PLC



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« Last Edit: 07.06.05, 08:18 by Harri Koskinen »
Jufernaut
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #66 on: 07.06.05, 08:41 »

Jaksaako joku ihan oikeasti lukea tällaista ilman kappalejakoa olevaa capsit päällä kirjoitettua tekstiä, jossa on kirjoitusvirheitä vaikka kuinka paljon:


Varmaan aika moni kun jopa sadat
suomalaiset "liikemiehet" ovat noille
lähettäneet miljooniaan.
Lankaan meni jopa entinen ministeri
Olavi J. Mattila joka lähetti sinne jonnekin
omansa ja kaveriensakin rahat.
Cruzan
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #67 on: 07.06.05, 08:49 »

Jotkuthan harrastaa noiden vedättämistä, mikä on kyllä sinänsä kunnioitettavaa. Ihan vaaratonta semmoinen ei kylläkään ole, kun noiden lähettäjät ovat kumminkin rikollisia. Kuulema murhiakin on tehty.

Onhan noita tullut vedätettyä, oikein kunnolla. Pistettiin jonkin aikaa scammaajat soitteleen hyväntekeväisyysnumeroihin. Scammaajat otti uudelleen yhteyttä ja ihmetteli kun puhelimessa joku puhuu mutta he ei ymmärrä mitään.    Smiley Ei muuta kun uutta numeroa peliin! Siinä sai SPR, UNICEF ja moni muu hyvin fyffeä scammaajilta. Parhaat niistä sanoi yrittääneensä ottaa yhteyttä kymmeniä kertoja annettuun numeroon.  Grin
Yhden soiton hinta oli tyypillsesti 10-20 euroa....
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #68 on: 07.06.05, 10:14 »

Nytpä ovat keksineet jotain ihan uutta. Tämä on pitkä kuin nälkävuosi, mutta enpä osaa lyhentääkään. Paaavin toimistosta officeoftheholyfather@hotmail.com ottivat yhteyttä pyhän tarjouksen muodossa:

Attn:  Your Humble Goodself.

RE: OFFER FROM THE VATICAN CHURCH, VATICAN CITY.

Greetings to you from the office of the Holy Father of the Vatican Church, Vatican City, Rome Italy.

We are writing this letter to you today as a Holy offer/opportunity to work for the Vatican Church, Vatican City Rome Italy, as our only official secret distributor of charity funds to our several registered charity organizations around this global earth with topmost secrecy.

In August 9 1903 when Giuseppe Sarto assumed office as the second pope of the Vatican Church Vatican city as Pope Pius PP. X, he included a new amendment to the constitution of the Vatican Church, which relates that as a result of the continuous rising several cases of corruption and mis-use of the funds allocated by the Vatican Church to charity organizations, via the power of the Cardinals of the Vatican Church, the appointment of the official distributor of funds allocated by the Vatican Church for distribution to registered charity organizations, MUST be secretly issued to a non Vatican Church individual/personnel, who must be unknown by all living person’s except the office of the Holy Father and the official holy Treasurer of the Vatican Church, in-order to curb and eliminate the continuous rising several cases of corruption and mis-use of the charity funds, since without the knowledge of the official distributor by any other personnel of the Vatican Church except from the office of the Holy Father and the official holy treasurer of the Vatican Church, the corruption cases would be brought to an immediate halt, and this new measure worked perfectly well from that time till this current time frame.

In the Addendum of this new amendment contained in the constitution of the Vatican Church, it is also clearly stated that every new Pope assuming office in the Vatican Church, must select a new official secret distributor for his regime, and upon his death, his selected official secret distributor must immediately have his/her post terminated, with the replacement of a new official secret distributor, secretly chosen by the new governing Pope only.

And with the passing away of our previous Pope, Ioannes Paulus PP. II Karol Wojtyla as Pope John Paul II on April the 2nd of 2005, and with the recent appointment of I Joseph Ratzinger as Pope Benedictus XVI on April the 19th of 2005, the previous secret distributor in Pope John Paul II time has been relieved of his position, and as a result a new secret distributor is immediately required without delay to serve till my regime is over via death.

In the light of the above related sentences, you have been nominated by this Holy office of the Holy Father of the Vatican Church Vatican City, to be our secret distributor of charity funds to our several registered charity organizations around this global earth SECRETLY with topmost secrecy, in which you would be continually paid a commission of 10% only, of every total amount of funds released to your goodself every four (4) months by the reputable funds organization the Vatican Church holds its charity funds in, for immediate distribution to our several registered charity organizations around the world, as charity funds from the Vatican Church Vatican City.

In-order to pre-qualify for this secret official Holy post in the Vatican Church, you must satisfy our basic requirements below;

1. You must be a honest, straightforward and God fearing individual.
2  You must be an aristocrat or an influential rich individual with a designated bank account in a reputable Bank, which can completely and always accommodate the released charity funds to your goodself, without the need of questioning by relevant authorities.
3. You must be 100% fully ready and oblige to keep your post as our only official secret distributor of charity funds as Topmost secret, and guide this secret post in the Vatican Church Vatican City with your life.
4. You must not for any reason perform as not required by the office of the Holy Father i.e embezzlement and mis-use of charity funds.
5. You must at all time adhere fully and promptly to the instructions furnished your goodself by the office of the Holy Father of the Vatican Church.

Please kindly note that, Age, Sex, Religion, and Nationality, does not in any way affect your qualification eligibility, so if your humble goodself is confident and eligible for this secret holy post in the Vatican church, please kindly respond immediately to this electronic message by sending your personal response to our direct secret email address at
(officeofthe_holyfather@vaticanchurch.org) from your private/personal email address without delay, and we shall guide you through the mandatory required steps to attain the secret holy post.

Thank you for your time as we expect your goodself to keep this electronic contact as topmost secret, in-order to protect the interest of the Vatican Church, Vatican City, Rome Italy, while we await your personal response from your personal email address to our secret email address.

Remain blessed and best regard’s from the office of the Holy Father of the Vatican Church and please take time out to visit our official website at
(www.vaticanchurch.org) and to view our profile please kindly visit
(http://www.vaticanchurch.org/holy_father/benedict_xvi/index.htm)

God Bless you.

Office of the Vatican Church,
Pope Benedictus XVI
Joseph Ratzinger
Pope,
Vatican Church,
Vatican City.
Rome, Italy.
Website address: http://www.vaticanchurch.org


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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #69 on: 07.06.05, 17:31 »

Ja sattumalta Paavilla on sähköposti hotmailissa Roll Eyes.

Mä vaan oon täsä.
JussiHie
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #70 on: 07.06.05, 20:46 »

Ja on ollut hyvä maantieto. Ei Vatikaani kuulu Italiaan. Se on oma valtionsa.
kiza
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #71 on: 15.06.05, 13:19 »

 Grin Grin

Dear Sir/Madam.

I am Mr. Khize Mkhize, Bank Manager of a Reputable bank in Johannesburg, Gauteng Province, and Republic of South Africa. I have an urgent and very confidential business proposition for you. On Feb. 27, 2002, a British Oil Consultant/contractor with the South African Mining Corporation, (Name deliberately with held) made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at US$50,000,000.00 (Fifty Million Dollars) in my branch. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply.

After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the South African Mining Corporation, that the depositor died from an automobile accident. On further investigation, I found out that he died without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that the depositor did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents, US$50,000, 000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will ever come forward to claim it.

According to Laws of Republic of South Africa, at the expiration of 5(five) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the South African Government if nobody applies to claim the fund. Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand in as THE NEXT OF KIN to the depositor so that the fruits of this old man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials.

This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address so that the attorney will prepare the Necessary documents and affidavits that will put you in place as the next of kin. We shall employ the services of an attorney for drafting and notarization of the WILL and to obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in your favor for the transfer. A bank account in any part of the world that you will provide will then facilitate the transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next of kin.

The money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 65%for me and 35% for you. There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done by the attorney and my position as the Branch Manager guarantees the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please reply immediately via the private Fax number below. Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction. Please send me your confidential telephone and fax numbers for easy communication. Also, Please observe utmost confidentiality, and be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your
assistance to invest my share in your country.


Awaiting your urgent reply via my email.


Thanks and Regards.

Mr. Khize Mkhize

« Last Edit: 15.06.05, 13:19 by Kalle Kämäräinen »
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« Reply #72 on: 15.06.05, 15:06 »

Summat sen kuin vaan kasvaa. Grin

Tosin tuo on kyllä hyvä idea lähettää joku SPR, UNICEF etc. keräysnumero noille niin saavat sinne maksulliseen sitten soitella. Tosin toimivatkohan nuo lahjoitusnumerot ulkomailta soitellessa ?

Jani

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« Reply #73 on: 02.07.05, 12:34 »

Jaahas. Tuli jälleen yksi maili lisää. Tällä kertaa on kyseessä kuoleva mies.

DEAR Jani Luoto
MY NAME IS MR TAYE JOHNSON AND I WAS BORN ON THE 1ST OF OCTOBER 1943,THAT MAKES ME 62 YEARS THIS YEAR.I WAS NOT BORN WITH THE PROVERBIAL SILVER SPOON.AND YEARS OF POVERTY AND HUNGER PROVIDED,ME A PLATFORM TO STRIVE TO SUCCEED IN LIFE AND THIS I MUST CONFESS I DID,ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP.IN DOING SO I PROMISED MY SELF TO NEVER SHOW LOVE OR MERCY TO ANYONE,AND THIS I DID WITH HATE IN MY HEART AND NO LOVE.
OVER THE YEARS,I MADE ENOUGH MONEY TO HAVE THE BASIC NEEDS OF MY CHOICE,I NEVER MARRIED,BUT HAD CHIDREN TWO BOYS WHOM I JUST HAD TO TOLERATE FOR I WAS TOLD THEY HAD MY BLOOD FLOWING IN THEIR VEINS.I CAN NOT REMEMBER EVER FEELING LOVE FOR THEM.AND THIS ATTTUDE I ALSO SHOWED TO ANY ONE FOR I BELIEVED THAT THEY JUST WANT TO BE WITH ME FOR THE MONEY.AND I ALWAYS ASKED MY SELF WHERE THEY WERE WHEN I WAS HUNGRY AND CRYING AS A CHILD.I SWORE NEVER TO SHOW LOVE TO ANY ONE BECAUSE THE WORLD DIDNT SHOW ME LOVE.

ONE YEAR AGO I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER AND WITH ALL MY WEALTH AND POWER,NOTHING AND NO ONE CAN SAVE ME.WHEN I WAS TOLD OF MY ILLNESS,A SUDDEN CALM TOOK OVER ME AND I FOUND MYSELF FULL OF TEARS AND REGRET FOR MY LIFE FLASHED BEFORE ME LIVING ME PERPLEXED. AND THERE AND THEN I RESOLVED TO MAKE AMENDS FOR ALL THE PAIN I CAUSED EVERYONE DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY.
SO I DECIDED TO SET UP A TRUST FUND FOR THE NEEDY.AND I MADE MY SONS THE SIGNATORY TO THE ACCOUNT,LEAVING THEM WITH THE RESPONSIBILTY OF DISBURSING FUNDS TO ORGANISATIONS OF MY CHOICE.NOW I HAVE RELIABLE INFORMATION THAT MY WISH HAS NOT BEEN CARRIED OUT AS I INSTRUCTED.FOR MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD,HAVECONSPIRED TO STEAL WHAT I ASKED TO GIVE TO THE NEEDY.

NOW I HAVE DECIDED THAT I WILL GET SOMEONE THAT CAN HELP ME DISBURSE THE FUNDS WORTH $30MILLION AMERICAN DOLLARS LODGED IN A TRUNK BOX IN THE VAULT OF A SECURITY COMPANY IN EUROPE.THIS FUNDS WILL BE GIVEN TO CHARITABLE ORGANISATIONS OF MY CHOICE.I NEED TO HELP THOSE IN NEED IN AS MUCH AS NOONE RENDERED ME ANY HELP WHEN I WAS IN NEED. AS I AM IN PAINS I WISH THAT YOU CAN HELP A DYING MAN WITH HIS LAST WISH.THIS IS ALL THEY MONEY I HAVE BUT IN MY PRESENT CONDITION IWILL BE HAPPY IF THE OPHANS AND CHARITY ORGANISATIONS HAVE THIS MONEY THAT FOR THE BANK TO CONFISTICATE IT AFTER MY DEATH.
I WANT TO STATE HERE THAT THIS PERSON WILL RECEIVE A 30% OF $30MILLION FROM ME BUT IF YOU CHOOSE TO DO IT FOR FREE GOD WILL SURELY REWARD YOU AND YOUR GENERATIONS YET UNBORN AS MY ILLNESS IS GRADUALLY EATING DEEP INTO ME,I NEED THAT SOMEONE THAT WILL BE MY EYES.ALL ARRANGEMENTS WILL BE MADE WHEN YOU GET IN TOUCH WITH ME.YOUWILL RECEIVE INSTUCTIONS ON WHAT TO DO.THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP AND I NEED A HAND TO EASE THE PAIN.THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.

PLEASE IF YOUR INTERESTED IN HELPING GODS LESS PRIVILAGE CHILDREN BECAUSE THE CHILD YOU HELP WILL NEVER FORGET YOUR GENEROCITY PLEASE YOU CAN CONTACT ME WITH YOUR PERSONAL TELEPHONE NUMBER .IF YOU FEEL TOUCHED AND WANT TO HELP A DYING MAN WITH HIS LAST WISH GET BACK TO ME ASAP
BUT IF NOT JUST REMEMBER ME IN YOUR PRAYERS GOD BLESS YOU
I AWAIT YOUR RESPONCE TO MAIL
TAYE JOHNSON



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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #74 on: 25.07.05, 12:53 »

Summat sen kuin vaan kasvaa.

"Tosin tuo on kyllä hyvä idea lähettää joku SPR, UNICEF etc. keräysnumero noille niin saavat sinne maksulliseen sitten soitella. Tosin toimivatkohan nuo lahjoitusnumerot ulkomailta soitellessa ?"

Samaan pääsee, kun antaa minkä tahansa toimimattoman numeron -- saavat kuunnella oman operaattorinsa "numeroon ei nyt saada yhteyttä" -viestiä. Suomen puhelinkeräykset eivät toimi kuin Suomesta, eivätkä muutkaan palvelunumerot.


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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #75 on: 04.08.05, 16:49 »

Heh.... Alfred Ahmed lähetti postia! Taas olisi helppoa rahaa luvassa - tosin meikäläisen sukunimi ei ole Tiffany...

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Dear Sir/Madam,

I am Barrister Alfred Ahmed Solicitor. I am the Personal Attorney to Mr Thomas Tiffany, a national of your country, who used to work with shell development company in Nigeria.On the 2nd of may 2002, my client, his wife And their three children were involved in a car accident along Sagbama Express Road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there lives.

Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives over the Internet, to locate any member of his family but of no avail, hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the money that belong to my client before they get confisicated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits were lodged.

Particularly, the Bank where the deceased had an account valued at about $50million dollars has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confisicated within the next ten official working days.since i have been unsuccesfull in locating the the relatives for over 3years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you are from the same country and bear the same last name ,so that the proceeds of this account valued at $50 million dollars can be paid to you and then you and me can share the money. 55% to me and 40% to you,while 5% should be for expenses or tax as your government may require,I have the ertificate of deposit that can be used to back up any claim we may make.All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this dealt through.

I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.Please get in touch with me by my email to enable us discuss further.

Provide him with the information below:

1.  Your Full Name:
2.  Your Current Mailing Address:
3.  Your Marital Status:
4.  Your Age:
5.  Your Occupation:
6.  Company Name: (If Any):
7.  Country: (Present Location):
8.  Nationality:
9.  Telephone and Fax numbers.
10. Your Email Address:

I WILL OBTAIN AFFIDAVIT FROM COURT WHEN YOU RESPONSE TO ME.

Best regards,
Esq:Alfred Ahmed

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« Reply #76 on: 08.08.05, 03:49 »

Ja taas postia - tällä kertaa Sudanista:

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Dear friend,

I sourced your e-mail address from the internet directory as we have not
previously known each other. However, every relationship begins one day I am
Eng.Ahmed Ngweso, the site inspection director with the ministry of works
and construction and I work directly with the Minister in charge of the
Ministry here in Republic of Sudan.

I awarded a contract for IRRIGATION to a Portuguese firm worth several
millions of dollars a few years ago. In the course of executing the project
the firm discovered large gold deposit in one of the construction sites.
Being the site director I collaborated with the firm in the mining of the
gold on a mutual agreement to share the proceeds out of which I got a share
of $16.4mil dollars.

As an ordinary director and a mere civil servant in this small war torn
country, I cannot introduce this funds into the banking system here
considering my meager monthly income as well as the code of conduct
guidelines regulating civil service here in my country, Sudan. Presently
Sudan is engulfed in a civil crisis and as this crisis intensified by the
day, I decided to leave with my family and succeeded in also moving this
fund out of Sudan under diplomatic cover.

I am presently out of Sudan I therefore solicit for your co-operation to
take delivery of this fund into your custody for any profitable investment
that will be mutually beneficial. I will be able to arrange all necessary
procedures to ensure smooth movement of this funds until you are in control
of it.

Please let me know if you are interested by return mail and also include
your full names and contact telephone number to enable me call you. I will
provide you with my contact telephone and where I am presently as soon as
you indicate appreciable interest to deal.

Regards,
Reply to this my confidential e-mail: (engahmedngweso2@sify.com)
Eng. AHMED Ngweso

Reply here please (engahmedngweso2@sify.com)
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #77 on: 08.08.05, 03:52 »

Ja laitetaan vielä yksi Brittikirje:

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From Barrister ken Smith
KEN& KEN CHAMBERS LONDON
Address:1004 Abbervill Road, Clapham
Wandsworth ,Victoria
London
United Kingdom
ALTERNATIVE EMAIL:barristerken2005@eresmas.com

Dear Sir /Madam,

This mail will definitely be coming to you as a surprise, but I must crave your indulgence to introduce myself to you. I hope my letter does not cause you too much embarrassment as l write to you in good faith. Based on your information l got from your country chambers of commerce. Please excuse my intrusion into your private life.
I am barrister Ken Smith. Attorney to MR. Schmuck,from Beverwjk, Netherlands , who lived in London United Kingdom, here in after shall be referred to as my client. On the October 5, 1999, my client was involved in a trains crashed near Paddington Station, which is less than a mile north of Notting Hill. This is one of Britain's worst train crashes in fifty years. The news about this train Crash can be fine on the new:

http://www.kidsnewsroom.org/testmember/100899/aw_100899_01.htm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/467919.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/special_report/1999/10/99/london_train_crash/4655 03.stm

Since then, I have made several inquiries here to
locate any of my client extended relatives but this has
proved unsuccessful since the deceased died along with
his entire family. After several unsuccessfulattempts ,
I decided to contact you to avoid Government
confiscating this money. I contacted you to assist in recovering the Fund valued at {US$10.6Million} left behind by my client before it gets confiscated or declared in-service by the Bank where this huge amount were deposited. The Bank has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next one month of official working days.
As you should understand, my chiefly reason of my
contacting you is as follows

(1).I AM AWARE THAT YOU ARE NOT HIS RELATIVE,EVEN IF
YOU ARE ,YOU ARE NOT LEGAL NEXT OF KIN THAT HE GAVE TO
ME.ALL HIS CHILDREN DIED IN THE TRAIN CRASH.
(2)THE GOVERMENT ARE ABOUT TO CONFISCATE THE MONEY.
(3)I CANNOT LAY CLAIM TO THIS MONEY BECAUSE IT BELONGS
SO A FOREIGNER
(4)IF I CLAIM THIS MONEY BY MYSELF ALONE ,MY GOVERMENT
WILL INVESTIGATE ME AND PROBABLY GET THE MONEY.
(5)THE PERCENTAGE IS GENTLEMAN SHARING OF 50-50 OF
10.6 MILLLION

I deem it relevant to doing this business with you
provided you have any of your Government recognized
form of identity such as International passport or Drivers licence that is written your Surname. This alone will prove your legitimacy before the management of the Bank where this $10.6million is deposited, and this will go a long way removing any iota of doubt of your identity as a relative of my late client.

Therefore, it is very important that you uphold this golden opportunity to assist in getting the Fund Retransfered to your account of your choice or else the Bank will confiscate the huge amount on finding out that there is no relations of his coming up for this money. What you need to do now is that you have to stand as the next of kin for approval by the Bank for immediate transfer of the Fund to your account.
You should therefore be informed that you have to make
available a good Bank account where the Fund will be transferred.

For your information, All Document covering the transaction is intact
with me and can be sent to you if you want. I will like to discuss with
you on one on one for more clearification. Your telephone is required urgently. Further information will be related to you as soon as l hear from you.
Please send all these information to me immediately
Your contact information's
Your telephone and fax numbers
Your Age and Occupation

WHEN l RECEIVE THE ABOVE INFO,I WILL SEND THE
FOLLOWING TO YOU

(1)MY TELEPHONE /FAX NUMBER
(2)THE MAN`S PICTURE
(3)THE MAN`S STATEMENT OF ACCOUNT
(4)THlS MAN`S BANK NAME AND ACCOUNT

Thanks and GOD BLESS
Best Regards,
Mr. Ken Smith.
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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #78 on: 17.11.05, 09:56 »

Eipä olekkaan pitkään aikaan tullut näitä. Mutta nyt on jo niin uskottava, että taidanpa lähettää tilitiedot jne. Eihän kukaan epärehellinen nyt voi lento-onnettomuuksia sotkea kuvaan mukaan Tongue

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FROM THE DESK OF: DR.Khumalo Momo
ISLE OF HOUGHTON,1ST FLOOR WILDSVIEW,
ENTRANCE 2,BOUNDARY ROAD,
HOUGHTON ESTATE 2198,
SOUTH AFRICA
TELEPHONE +27-833-451-637


ATTN: CEO / DIRECTOR,

I am DR.Khumalo Momo Branch Manager in Amalgamated Bank of
South Africa (ABSA) , Isle of Houghton,1st Floor
Wildsviewentrance 2,Boundary Rd Houghton Estate 2198
Branch, I have urgent and very confidential business
proposition for you. A British Oil consultant and
contractor with the Kruger Gold Company, Mr. Arthur
Billings made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve
calendar months, valued at USD$15.5,000,000.00 (FIFTEEN
MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) in my
branch.

Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his
forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent
a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract
employers, the Kruger Gold Company that Mr. Arthur Billings
died in a plane crash in Egypt Air Flight 990,1999 air
crash(for more information about this crash and person you
can contact this website:
http://www.s-t.com/daily/11-99/11-02-99/d08ho174.htm Since
we got this information about his death and on further
investigation, I found out that he died without making a
WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was
fruitless.

I therefore made further investigation and discovered that
Mr. Arthur Billings did not declare any kin or relations in
all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit
paperwork in my Bank. This sum of USD$15.5000,000.00 is
still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled
over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one
will ever come forward to claim it.

According to Laws of South Africa , at the expiration of 7
(seven)years, the money will revert to the ownership of the
South Africa Government if nobody applies to claim the
fund. Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as
a foreigner to stand in as the next of kin to Mr.Arthur
Billings so that the fruits of this old man's labor will
not get into the hands of some corrupt government
officials.

This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your
full names and address so that the attorney will prepare
the necessary documents and affidavits that will put you in
place as the next of kin. We shall employ the services of
an attorney for drafting and notarization of the WILL and
to obtain the necessary documents and letter of
probate/administration in your favor for the transfer.

A bank account in any part of the world that you will
provide will then facilitate the transfer of this money to
you as the beneficiary/next of kin. The money will be paid
into your account for us to share in the ratio of 65% for
me and 30% for you and 5% will be mapped out for
re-imbursement of any expenses that both of us may incur in
the course of this transaction.

There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this
transaction will be done by the attorney and my position as
the Branch Manager guarantees the successful execution of
this transaction. If you are interested, please reply
immediately via the private email address above. Upon your
response, I shall then provide you with more details and
relevant documents that will help you understand the
transaction.

Please send me your confidential telephone and fax numbers
for easy communication. Please observe utmost
confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction
would be most profitable for both of us because I shall
require your assistance to invest my share in your country.


Awaiting your urgent call/ reply via my confidential email
address.
Thanks and God Bless
Regards,
DR.Khumalo momo.

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Re: Hauskoja nigerialaiskirjeitä.
« Reply #79 on: 19.11.05, 13:22 »

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